goatj:)

tye kartye is the goat lowk go birds! currently awakening it, and by it... i mean my abyss

[madetomenace]

well tyson jugnauth are you ready to play in the nhl

[goatjed]

adam larsson personally fed, housed and is currently providing for my family

[goatjed]

"called up our buddy eddie o to ring in the new year and re establish our relationship" what is the kraken broadcast even about bro😭😭

[goatjed]

Holy shit i don't even know what to do with myself right now

[heavenlycarnage]

hockey players see tye kartye and are like fuckkkkk i gotta beat him up

[probuccalfat]

please don’t let heated rivalry make you think it’s okay to be a boston bruins fan

[goatjed]

i have the stomach flu and idk how but it is probably due to matt campbell leaving iowa state

[goatjed]

pre holiday depression it's time for #mygregoryalanisakov

[eesirachs]

is there an organized religion that you identify with?

i am catholic but bad at it

[scorebug]

I’m going to Costco and then I’ll be seated for the next 2 hours for my torrent hashtag my torrent

[brucemanimean-batwayne]

i love when sports announcers say shit like “this game is going to come down to whichever team makes plays” like thank you king what would we do without you

[userfish]

who else up for the #challenge

[userfish]

[thethingything]

the Kraken's management can't just talk normally about their players getting ill or injured. it's always ominous shit like "he didn't make the flight. we'll leave it at that" and "we never know who's next". why are you making it sound like your players are all dying under mysterious circumstances

[highdefinitions]

girlfriend

[goatjed]

every photo of him looks like the montage of the dead mother at the beginning of a teen coming of age movie

[alphalars]

so you're telling me we're going into tomorrow's game against the fucking avs with our best forwards on IR, our best dman and several others sick, a losing streak, and that its all gonna be on national television?

[downwiththesmithness]

@ all opponents: stop killing my teams PLEASE

[goatjed]

something about iowa state cooking every other iowa school in basketball... #blessed