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@goatman-the-third
Bowser doesn’t GET blowjobs.
Hello followers
As you may have noticed, i literally do not use this account very often anymore. I made the full switch to twitter, where I am actually posting and making real life funny man jokes. If any of the 4-5 of you who consistently follow me wanna see more me, dm me and ill give you my twitter handle
friends: how was work
me:
owned
Lifeguard Jesus disagrees with the law
Lifeguard Jesus is found in contempt of court and sentenced to jail
boutta head to the supermarket, yall need anything?
yea could u bring back disco
yknow i was gonna make a joke but this reply just legit slapped me across the face
me: I can’t find my fuckin jeans
tiny Travis mcelroy who lives in my head: your fuckin jeans? your jeans you wear for fuckin?
me: shut up tiny Travis mcelroy who lives in my head
There’s a tiny mcelroy brother in al of our heads
Broke: Humors, Hogwarts houses, Enneagram
Woke: Which McElroy brother lives in your head?
war and killing is bad
Can we at least some receipts 🙄
i made this up for notes. war and killing is good
They’re parachuting into a warzone and they’re infantry so it’s not a war crime if machine gun fire takes them out. This is likely the last words they spoke to each other
never thought of it like that, thats insane. god bless our soldiers
why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch
he is one
tell me why i found this ad in my local newspaper with this man on it
its been over a year and i still dont understand
it has been over two years and i still dont understand meat clown. i have been contacted and notified that this ad has appeared in other parts of the pacific northwest. i dont know who he is but he haunts me
Can’t believe this legendary post managed to get better
there are three questions you must ask yourself every day
is it cute?
is it sexy? and
is it OSHA compliant?
take it
One of the Swords of the St. Peter's Knighthood, presented by Pope Julius II della Rovere on the occasion of the admission of Maximilian I and his grandson Charles (to be Emperor Charles V) to the St. Peter's Knighthood.
Italy, Ferrera or Rome, ca. 1509, housed at the Kunsthistorisches Museum, Vienna.
This is hilarious
You forgot the Sequel!!
I’m dead 😂 🤣