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[moon-mason]

[madamslayyy]

Got his ass together in three words

[bogleech]

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

[callmestannismaybe]

[angelvvrath]

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

[tweed-eyes]

1300-1400 clothing of Lower Empire

[ardentblue-deactivated20210416]

The Byzantine Empire, that is.

[amarantines]

Oh FUCK

[kateelliottsff]

My eyes have just fallen out of my head because of this gorgeous fabric.

[robinlafevers]

Because one can never get enough visuals of medieval clothing …

[goatmilksoda]

Had a dream Jerma went to a casino and sat down at a massive FNAF video slot machine.

I said "Jerma, I am scared of animatronics and trying to sleep. Can you turn the sound off?"

He was like "Yeah, sure." and then went on a rant about how Fnaf "started it all" and how "it's so sad that great art can do terrible things in the world, but also beautiful how terrible art can inspire great things"

But then he screamed really loud every time he pulled the lever (bc apparently if you lost there was a jumpscare).

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[queen-of-meows]

I bought a bottle of syrup today and the cap is so shitty I haven't been able to open it. No matter what I tried, the cap is just spinning loosely. It's driving me nuts. The syrup bottle is glitched.

I bought a stupid ass glitched item IRL.

[goatmilksoda]

you've tried opening it like a medicine bottle, right? Sometimes people put those bitchass caps on anything.

[queen-of-meows]

What do you mean by "like a medicine bottle" ☺️ ?

I ended up destroying the cap with a knife anyway 🤣🤣

[goatmilksoda]

like hold down, putting your entire weight on the cap, and then twist like it has a child lock on it.

[queen-of-meows]

I bought a bottle of syrup today and the cap is so shitty I haven't been able to open it. No matter what I tried, the cap is just spinning loosely. It's driving me nuts. The syrup bottle is glitched.

I bought a stupid ass glitched item IRL.

[goatmilksoda]

you've tried opening it like a medicine bottle, right? Sometimes people put those bitchass caps on anything.

[queen-of-meows]

What do you mean by "like a medicine bottle" ☺️ ?

I ended up destroying the cap with a knife anyway 🤣🤣

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[sea-slug-daily]

Acanthodoris nanega

Image source: https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/74699725

[thegrayelephent]

Me when I write for 30 minutes: 1k words

Me when I write for 2 hours: 500 words

Me when I write for 4 hours: -300 words

[the-real-seebs]

Once Oscar Wilde, coming down to lunch, was asked how he had spent his morning. "I was hard at work," he said. "Oh?" he was asked. "Did you accomplish much?" "Yes indeed," said Wilde. "I inserted a comma." At dinner, he was asked how he had spent his afternoon. "More work," he said. "Inserted another comma?" was the rather sardonic question. "No, said Wilde, unperturbed. "I removed the one I had inserted in the morning."

[queen-of-meows]

I bought a bottle of syrup today and the cap is so shitty I haven't been able to open it. No matter what I tried, the cap is just spinning loosely. It's driving me nuts. The syrup bottle is glitched.

I bought a stupid ass glitched item IRL.

[goatmilksoda]

you've tried opening it like a medicine bottle, right? Sometimes people put those bitchass caps on anything.

[lastoneout]

It really does continue to surprise me how badly people continue to misinterpret some of John Green's works. Especially since they always seem to get the exact opposite message from them somehow.

Paper Towns is not a book supporting the manic pixie dream girl trope it's an explicit deconstruction and harsh critique of it and the book is NOT subtle about that. I can point you to the exact passage in the book where he spells out that people you like don't belong to you and maybe aren't even thinking about you at all, like there's a reason Margo is upset and confused when Quentin finds her, she didn't leave those clues for him and it's weird to her that he thought she did and that he came to find her, she didn't want to be found. If the book ended with her swooning and being so proud of him for understanding her clues and finding her so they can now run away together that would be manic pixie dream girl bullshit but the exact fucking opposite thing happens!! Did you even read the book???

And you aren't supposed to think the teens in The Fault in Our Stars are cool and quirky, they're children seeking meaning and identity while dealing with the horrific and profoundly dehumanizing and autonomy stealing expirience of terminal illness, the cigarette doesn't mean anything deep or profound, it's clearly just a coping mechanism for Augustus to help him deal with his health being out of his control, and Hazel's obsession with an old, obscure book isn't bcs she's cool and quirky it's because she's terrified when she dies her parents won't be okay and she won't be there to help, so she NEEDS to know what happens to the other characters once the main one dies so she knows what will happen to her parents when she's gone, and the story is not subtle in showing what these "quirks" are really about. Augustus is just dealing with reality in his own weird way and Hazel is experiencing something a lot of people with terminal illnesses do, deep concern for the people you'll leave behind. (When I had a cancer scare all I could think about was how worried I was about my fiancé, and when my best friend got cancer the first thing he told me was that he couldn't die because he was worried I wouldn't be okay without him. You forget to worry about yourself, you really do. That's not quirky, it's painfully true to reality.)

I swear to god I think some of you straight up don't pay attention to the books you read.

[las-lus]

OH MY GOD THANK YOU. The fault in our stars was literally inspired by a real kid John met who died of cancer. It was never about romantizing death but always about how unfair it is that kids have to deal with the fact they'll die young.

In Looking for Alaska the girl he likes dies and the main character keeps trying to find meaning in her death. He refuses to see her as a human being. He didn't see her as a person and then she dies (maybe by suicide) and he is left dealing with the fact that she WAS a person and he was unfair to her the whole time, but he can't tell her sorry because she died. People call Alaska a "manic pixie dream girl" because thats what the protagonist think she is at the start! "Oh this cool girl will fix me" and then she dies and he keeps looking for why she died, as if death has a reason, and only finds that she was a full person he will never get to know.

[thememedaddy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

i am of the sincere belief that if ur on ur computer a lot you should visually customize it to high hell and back not just for funsies but also because it has literally made me less depressed before. its kind of like how rearranging your bedroom is good for your brain, yknow. i do stuff like this every few months

[sawed-on-shotgun]

and if anyone wants to follow suit

LIVE WALLPAPER: wallpaper engine. only thing on here that costs any money (its like 5 bucks on steam). im sure theres free alternatives but this one has a lot of presets and stuff so its less hassle and its what i use. might be a bad idea for lower end pcs tho

CUSTOM TASKBAR: retrobar on github (lots of different options)

CUSTOM CURSOR: theres a lot of places to find these, but rw-designer open cursor library is a good place to start

DISCORD: betterdiscord, im using the clearvision v7 theme with a custom background

EXTENSIONS (these are for firefox, might or might not exist on other browsers):

tabliss for the new tab theme

stylus for tumblr -> specifically the 'tumblr - custom dashboard pallette' theme for colors + bg, and this for the pre-twitterifcation layout

enhancer for youtube for custom youtube colors

the browser theme is just one i found on the firefox theme 'store'

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[torstherapy]