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[kaijuno]

Who that man

[zoeberry]

the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

[tummytastic]

it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

[sanitymakesposts]

Penetration, my liege?

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures

[unalivejournal]

nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs

[skenpiel]

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

scooby doo taught us that the real monster was daphne for keeping a smooth talking limp wrist twunk like fred in a straight relationship when he was born to cruise literally designed to suck and fuck

[blessyourheartlittleone]

What’s your typical day like?

i wake up. i malfunction. i call it a day

[captainhavoc]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

Cant believe I saw you eating ass at the wetlands, nasty bitch!

this sounds like something an elder scrolls npc would walk up to you and say unprompted before walking away

[hakuteeth]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ratfuck]

puts Baja Blast instead of gasoline in my truck and it comes to life and starts fucking other cars

[joshpeck]

are you like ok?

[meatlet]

source

[p0rn-daddy]

Lady seen struggling with her eyelashes during a boat ride

i’m feeling her pain

credit

[rustymonkee]

[genderqueermercury]

Boy: Mama, look!

Mother: Wilbur, don’t stare! It’s only that man who writes those nutty records!

Dave(to Alvin): Alvin, you’ve disgraced me for the last time.

[best-of-memes]

[ampervadasz]

[thingarch-deactivated20210403]

when you think about it fish are problematic because they pioneered evolution and that led to the suffering of mankind

[starjasmines]

if you think about it fish are responsible for hazbin hotel and both world wars

[weedass]