I just has the most scatterbrained shit post idea, Danny Phantom, as Lord Deaths man from Batman, it sounds so hilarious.
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I just has the most scatterbrained shit post idea, Danny Phantom, as Lord Deaths man from Batman, it sounds so hilarious.
I'm no skeletor rip off batman, I'm a Ra's al rip off batman
how fucking funny would it have been if after Jason came out the pit all zombified, Talia only taught him Arabic and didn’t let him re-learn how to speak English.
Jason Todd remembers everything about his life before Ethiopia except how to speak his own fucking native language. he has to take Damian with him to Gotham just because he needs a damn translator and doesn’t trust anybody else to shadow him 24/7. the identity reveal is like. so much more complicated with the language barrier. eventually Damian explains everything and while in the backgroundJason tries to reconnect with Dick via google translate Bruce angrily calls Talia to ask why the fuck she decided to do that.
“My father dared me, beloved.”
Jason: *glances out the side window while driving* damn
Steph, in the passenger seat: what?
Jason: you see that store that was a combination of family dollar and dollar tree?
Steph: yeah?
Jason: I’m sad it’s not called Dollar Duo
Steph:
Steph: I’m calling Tim. I’m sure he can hack some documents
What if amity park was Gotham
So amity park happened decades ago and amity park is known as a ghost town because of all it's ghost sightings
One day a billionaire bought the property of amity park, bulldosed all the old houses and started to build a city on it
However amity park is still dannys haunt, he's been there for decades and will not leave his home, he still feels the need to protect his home from the assholes destroying it
But he doesn't want to hurt anyone so he keeps sending signs and signals that their not welcome but anytime someone brings it up their fired and replaced by the billionaire
After the construction is done Danny dosen't know how to feel about it, it's not his home, these people destroyed his home and are now disrespecting it more and more but he doesn't want to hurt anyone so he just keeps sending signals telling them to leave but once again there ignored
This continues for centuries with Danny (his need to protect his home is now overriding the dislike of hurting people) getting more and more violent and nasty to the people invading his haunt
It gets worse and worse, Gotham gets polluted, crime rates go up, the poverty line increases just all around getting worse and worse
But no ones leaving
So Danny keeps getting more and more hostile towards the residents of Gotham because this is his home not theirs
The rogues happen because they were subconsciously inspired by the rogues Danny used to fight and his memories bleed into their subconscious, that's why they all share some resemblance to ghosts he knows ;frostbite and Dr.freeze/ poisen Ivy and overgrowth/ freak show and joker ect:;
So the reason Gotham is so corrupted is because it was build on dannys haunt and he just wants them gone
The neighbourhood Jason grew up in is so bad because that's dannys neighbourhood and he keeps trying to force them away.
The only reason Danny tolerates Batman is because he reminds Danny of when he was protecting his home as phantom
Wait. Is that why Red Hood is able to improve Crime Alley? Causes he's some sort of undead with a smaller Haunt, thus more power over said haunt?
DPXDC Prompt combo/idea
Lex Luthor is the godfather to his favorite cousin on his mother’s side, Madeline’s first born, Jasmine “Jazz” Fenton. The red head has an analytical mind and should he not have children, he intends to pass ownership of his company to her from the day he accepted his role.
He can admit to being increasingly concerned whenever Danny’s own godparents are mentioned. Vlad reeked of a desperation even New Money rarely had, and his overt obsession was grating to say the least from the sparse times they’d interacted. Lex was also fairly certain that accident of his made the man a meta prone to possession—but as long as he avoided Lex’s goals he’d tolerate it. No proof, no case and all that.
He rarely heard from Jazz after she entered high school. Last he heard from the Fentons was their portal somehow worked, and he made a mental note to visit them as soon as his term as president was over.
Then he got a message from Jazz, for the first time in well over a year with a single message: GIW kidnapped Danny. Please send help. Please let this go through. Please. They’re going to—
Lex didn’t bother waiting to mobilize the country. He informed his VP he’d be back after handling a family matter: his honorary godson was kidnapped by a shady group and his goddaughter was in danger. He grabbed one of his suits designed to fight Superman and flew off.
He’s not losing anyone on the side of the family he likes. Now whoever these GIW were, were going to learn why you don’t cross a Luthor or their people.
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Combined aspects of a LOT of prompts, but pop off as you please and yes Lex Luthor’s ascent is a major influence but throw in President Luthor, Goddaughter!Jazz and Amity blackout seems like a fun base concept
Tim: So what, do you want me to bury you in a coffin or something?
Danny: Of course not! Not every ghosts body wants to be buried. Don't be so narrow minded. Some of us prefer cremation. Stored in a basement, attic, in the truck of a dumped car, cemented into a wall, eaten by wild animals, cannibalized, so one and so forth.
Tim: They want that?
Danny: What im saying is that you have a narrow view of what constitutes a burial based of religious and cultural views that you grew up with. Do you know how many ghosts don't believe in grave marking? Now, help me burn my old body and send my ashes to space.
Gotham's Biggest Red Flag- DCxDP Prompt
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Part of the Danny the Bitch AU (look you guys chose the name)
Everyone loves a villain. Therefore everyone was eating up Danny's antics. He had successfully done his job and had the news in a chockhold. As long as he drew attention away from Tim and by extension the Wayne family everyone was happy. Tim paid him a pretty penny for every headline.
"Tim, we have a problem." Danny huffed as he leaned over the couch and pushing his phone into Tim's face.
"What is it this time?" Tim said trying to take the phone before Danny broke his nose with the force of the screen hitting it.
Top 10 Sexiest Men in Gotham
"Danny you know I don’t read these anymore." Tim said with a raised eyebrow.
"Not after you saw Dick in fist place." Danny laughed.
"It wasn't a fair ranking. He lives in Bloodhaven!" Tim turned red in the cheeks as he remembered the spread from that issue. He didn't need to see all that.
"Whatever just scroll down to see who got ranked in first!" Danny ordered still upset.
"What. Are you mad you didn't get first?" Tim smirked as he scrolled down and past Danny's ranking at 3. "Its say youthful heartthrob Danny Nightingale has swept the nation with his dramatic and charismatic appeal. Love him or hate him it can't be denied that he's attractive.—Danny what's wrong with this?"
Danny let out a growl as he lounged to take the phone and scrolled down further.
"THIS! THIS IS THE PROBLEM!"
Tim saw a photo of a vaguely familiar face. He was older. Stark black hair with a white ombre. Eyes that were a blood red. And man was he BUILT.
"Okay, stop looking." Danny pouted suddenly as he pulled the phone away.
"Dan Nightingale. That's his name right?" Tim had already memorized the caption. "I already have a guess but why does he have your last name?"
"He's doing this on purpose to fuck with me! Dan is an absolute bastard!" Danny was this close to actually acting like his persona
"And he is what to you?" Tim knew he was fanning the flames as he thought this was the perfect time to hit record.
"He is my fucking brother! The biggest manwhore who ever lived! Look at his smug ass in this picture, surrounding himself with a bunch of dancers. He's only here to bother me!" Danny whinged as he fell back on the couch dramatically, completely aware of the camera and played it up further.
After a few more minutes of whining Tim cut the video.
"Are you actually that mad?" Tim asked.
"Yeah, actually. He is actually doing this to piss me off. Like if I'm dramatic he's like 10 times worse. And there is no telling what he'll do. Im under contract with you but if he's doing what I am without anyone holding the reigns he's going to do damage." Danny tried to call Dan and was sent to voicemail.
"I wasn't aware I was holding a leash." Tim smirked.
"Only as much as a owner who named their dog princess. I call the shots, remember. You hold the checkbook." Danny scoffed.
"How in character of you."
Later, Danny was finally able to get Dan on the phone and Tim overheard.
"Dan, what the hell are you doing! Does Jazz know you—what's that—are you having sex while on the phone?!!! You're disgusting!" Danny cut the call with his face a bright—green?
He grumbled something under his breath before turning to Tim.
"I think the city’s got a new gigolo running rampant. Should be enough to fill the news space for a solid 2 weeks. If we time it right I can get a break for a while before I engage and start a drama with him. Might even cause a fan war." Danny seemed somewhat satisfied with the idea.
"Do you think he'll make that much of a stir?" Tim asked still jarred by the turn around.
"Oh yeah, Dan is many things but he does things with a purpose. He sleeps around but he's never been this public with it. In a weird way he is helping me but he doesn't work for free just like me. He's got something to gain. Beside judging from the way you were staring I think you can see why people would like him." Danny wrinkled his nose at the last part. "Maybe I can accuse him of trying to steal you to root out who he might be working for."
Danny the Bitch-DCxDP prompt
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"Mr.Fenton? Are you aware that many are using violent language toward you online, due to your more brazen behaviors?" The host asked.
Danny had been invited onto a late night talk show to speak on his experiences as Tim Drake's partner.
"Tell them to say it louder. I can't hear them on the pedestal I'm on." Danny said checking his phone for minute.
The audience gasped in shock before cheering. They couldn't get enough of Danny.
"Uh, didn't the staff take your phone before the show?" The host laughed nervously.
"One, I'm a grown man. Two, I have have as many phones as I need. And three, who the hell watches late night talk shows anymore. Do I look like comedian from the 90s or a washed up celebrity who's desperate for relevance? Ask me a real question already." Danny snapped as the crowd laughed.
"Well I....uh...How do you feel about the comments on you not being good enough for your partner?" The host asked sitting back to escape any fit the man would throw.
Danny took a deep breath then responded gently.
"They are wrong. I'm far above everyone else, clearly. It's just that Tim is the only one who has come close enough to reaching me. Therefore it's only natural." Danny smiled.
The audience ooo'ed and cheered in response.
"Well aren't you conceited." The host laughed.
" I'm also bored. I'm outta here!" Danny said getting up and leaving the stage.
The camera panned to Danny pushing people aside backstage and heading for the exit.
Once Danny was back in the car he signaled to the chauffeur to drive.
"You better buy me something nice for wasting my time like this." -Danny
"Don't worry you'll get your pay out. But did you really have to say all that?"-Paycheck (Tim)
"Of course, scandals sell. Tomorrow morning the news will be flooded with clips. Social media won't shut up for a week at least. Use the time wisely. Whatever you needed to do while the media is clogged up is go. Also why is your brother driving me?"-Danny
"I needed someone to stop you from getting shot in the streets after pissing off the wrong person. You do have that habit. It's just for now."-Paycheck(Tim)
"If he blows my cover I'll have to break our contract. Does he know our "arrangement"?"-Danny
"Hell no. He thinks your my bitchy diamond digger boyfriend who he doesn't like."-Paycheck(Tim)
"Ooo, delightful. I can use that. Anyways I'm heading back to the penthouse. I made sure to order something expensive with your name attached to make it look like you don't care what I do. Man, you really pay me to make you look stupid."-Danny
"That's the plan." Paycheck (Tim)
"Well you better come back in one piece. I don't ask what you do at night as long as you do that. Also I got a tip off from the iceberg lounge regulars. Look out for Riddler, he's escaping soon."- Danny
Danny the Bitch AU (what I'm calling it until a better name is found)
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Reporter: Mr.Drake-Wayne can you tell us abo—
Danny: Why talk to him? Talk to me~ I'd love to chat. Timmy baby, get me another drink.
Tim:(relieved) Yes, dear.
Reporter: Sorry, um Mr.Fenton. I'm not the reporter charged with columns on you and I don't want to get in their-
Danny:(ignoring him) Oh don't call me Mr, I'm half your age. Have I stirred up such a fuss that they have dedicated an entire column to me? Especially outside of Gotham. I noticed you are from Metropolis.
Reporter: Well yes, you are quite the "star". You are much more...um calm than you were described.
(Loud explosion)
Reporter: ...oh..uh I have to—
Danny: (snatches a drink from another gala guest and throws it on the reporter) Oops~ My hand slipped. What have I said about asking such bothersome questions? Go clean yourself up before talking to me again.
Reporter: Wait! I-
Danny: (Ushers for him to leave quietly while tilting his head towards the chaos unfolding)
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(Later)
Tim: (Reading another report of Danny's behavior that covered for both him and Superman) Fantastic work as always Danny. I don't get how your intuition works but it definitely helped us.
Danny: As long as you pay me and this ruse keeps working.
Everyone loves a Villian-DCxDP prompt
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Bruce has his ditzy Brucie Wayne shtick to fall back on to keep people from suspecting him of being Batman but what about Tim? Red Robin is known to be the smart one and Tim makes no secret of his brains. Sure people will forget that Bruce was smart enough to go to medical school but not the fact that Tim is a CEO.
So far Tim can cover his vigilante side with excuses of being too busy but he needed something more. Something that would distract people from seeing any comparisons between him and Red Robin.
Enter Danny. Danny hates rich snobs but he loves pissing off Vlad. Vlad loved to boast endlessly about how smart his godson is. Add to the fact that Vlad is allowed to spend more time with the family as whole since his redemption/Danny literally pulled the ghost side out of him. Vlad was still an annoying snobby asshole who Danny hates with a passion.
Danny wasn't going to suffer like Sam and her parents. Nope, he put on a show as a loud, bratty, and dramatic guy. Far from the polite, smart, and sincere boy Vlad painted. Especially since Vlad was just trying to get Jazz and Danny better odds of getting into good colleges and more connections. And hopes of getting them into good wealthy families for his own connections. He's not evil but he still was a bad person. He planned to use them as puppets for his business.
Danny catches a lot of attention with his act and goes as far as using a Valley girl accent. Everyone saw him as a spoiled brat who would be a pain in the ass to deal with and dismissed him as such.
Tim wasn't so easily fooled and realized that he could use it. They ended up striking up a conversation and Tim was able to get Danny to briefly give up the act when he talking about a recent space expedition.
Tim wanted them to make a scene and the they were discovered making out in some corner of the event hall.
The tabloid published that Tim Drake was having wild nights just like his father. Tim had actually asked Danny to have a fake relationship. All Danny needed to do.was be as unbearable as possible and make it look like he keeps Tim on a short leash.
And Danny agreed because Vlad HATES the Waynes and I practically begging Danny to stop this.
The tabloid never shut up about Danny, so much he overshadows the Waynes in any new report because the paparazzi love a villain.
Tim is too busy with a case to go to a gala? Danny starts an argument with Tim and blasts it all over Twitter about how Tim cares more about a stupid party full of boring people over him.
Tim can't come it to work because he is on a mission? Danny damanded a vacation on a private island to reward him for putting up with Tim and his family.
Rouges on the loose after a break out? Tim has to stay home and comfort his distressed partner or Danny will break up with him.
When Tim is asked about his relationship he says he loves his boyfriend very much and just does what he must appraise him. Tim made it no secret that their relationship was superficial and started because Danny was hot.
The news is bombarded with stories of Danny causing drama all across Gotham. He goes around buying expensive luxury items and destroying them in fits of rage. People are lined up to get his approval for their products and people unironically love him, hate him or hate to love him. They stalk his social media and read every article on him. Yeah, he's a bitch but he is THE bitch. Everyone is jealous of him as Tim's "hot wife" that he does everything for. Who wouldn't want to be him? There is even people who'd rather be in Tim's shoes and have a trophy like that.
Danny: *Standing over an elderly dog*
Bruce: What are you doing in our house? Who are you?
Danny: Working. Can't you see I'm busy. Alright you old pup, I need you move on to great and glorious already. That rainbow bridge is waiting and so am I.
Damian: Are you trying to kill our dog?
Danny: No, I'm reaping your dog and he is stubborn. Superpets are special collections so I had to come in person. Sort of like a retirement from service thing. gets a send off when he goes but he's not leaving his post. You're going to need to tell him to stand down.
DCXDP prompt
What if the Lazarus pits doesn't actually bring you back. Its just Danny shoving your soul back in when you try to enter the realms because he is NOT going to deal with you for the rest of eternity. You better get your ASS out of his house. He is too tired to have random weirdos galavating around here. He would no dought have a bone to pick with hero in particular trying to enter because "I wasn't allowed to quit when I wanted to so neither can you. Get back out there!"
If he really doesn't like you he will put a death ward on you so you can't even get to the pit before being revived. You would just assume you are blessed or some shit but in reality death hates you. Like really hates you. Everyone equally is hated.
Danny: I'm Phantom and i'll be the Titan's healer for the forseable future.
Superman: So, you have healing powers? That's amazing.
Danny: Yeah, its hard work but I can manage.
*Later*
Danny: Stop fucking moving speedster! Now let me finish bending it back!
Wally: Your hand is in my spin!!
Danny: Yeah, but its not like it hurts. You can't even feel anything because your paralyzed.
Like a Hamster-DCxDP prompt
Schrödinger's boy may theoretically may be alive and dead but in reality is not at the same time.
At any point in time Danny is alive or dead, even if he is in human form. He isn't technically dead when his heart stops, it's when his brain stops working.
To simplify the point of all this instead of being in a constant state of movement regardless of his beating heart, Danny sort of...stops working sometimes.
The state of going back to being dead just triggers. If he gets stabbed he goes offline for a minute before he's back. He night fall off a building, get trapped in a fire, drown, you know normal deaths. Hell, he might have a seizure or a stroke.
Most if the time its like he is allergic to being alive or the lack of fear response or somatic reflexes. He dies and then he gets back up. Its no big deal to him. Sometimes its like a god sees him and hates that he's still there and smites him. He's a cursed creature or something.
But Danny does not care.
Do you know who does care? Any one who has to witness Danny have the most trumatic deaths before he goes right back to whatever he was doing.
You can only compare it to having a hamster that seeks a glorious death to enter Valhamster and be immortalized among the ancestors. Except the hamster is a teenage boy who decided to connect two live wires during a mission and electrocuted himself because it was the quickest way to get power back to the city. He didn't even listen to lecture he was given after that.
Currently there is a list of things he isn't allowed to do on a whiteboard that has been continuously been added to after every death that has been witnessed. People are partly sure he's adding to it on purpose just so he can see it written out.
His favorite bullet point is :
Not allowed on "ANY" Joker related missions.
Yeah, Batman was not thrilled about their first meeting that involved a crowbar reenactment. Not his fault he was used a prop.
Danny had the worst time at the Medieval Times restaurant. Fright Knight started flirting with the knight for their green team table.
And it was working.
Titan tower attack but
Tim was wearing the Amulet of Aragon when Jason started going at him, and now Jason's fighting a literal dragon.
Tim is having the time of his life.
In a lot of cultures, ghosts will curse you if you trespass on their territory without permission.
Danny doesn't realize it, but he's the same.
Ghosts, depending on their obsession, can orchestrate how their curse is. If someone trespasses and disrespects Ember, for instance, they'll go deaf. Walker? Every single cop they see will automatically suspect them of a crime. Skulker? Any animal, at all, will start hunting them.
Vlad made his curse so that they'd think they wanted to serve him, and expanded his territory and the definition of "disrespect" so that he could get willing workers he didn't necessarily need to pay.
Dani's curse makes everything they eat taste like ghost peppers, forever. Phantom Capsaicin included.
Dan's curse is Dan. It literally just lets him know where that person is and allows for an instant teleport to that person so he can go beat the shit out of them.
However, since Danny doesn't quite understand how ghost culture works, he skews his curse.
To be fair, he didn't realize he was making one, nor did he realize he needed to alter it when he moved his territory. You know, to include things like "visitors", or "vigilantes", or even "roommates".
His "territory" being his new house.
So when one of the local heroes breaks in for somewhere to hide, just long enough for their villain to pass by the area, they trigger Danny's curse.
Danny curse?
It grants the trespasser the ability to use Danny's Phantom abilities, and a faux obsession to "protect".
But Danny's powers aren't meant for the living, even extraordinary ones like the local hero.
So the ability to use those powers is limited for them.
Still incredibly startling, however, for said hero to turn and see glowing green eyes in their reflection.