CEO OF POISON

allergic to gluten- NO DOUBLES. maybe citrus too.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[herpsandbirds]

Eastern Spadefoot (Scaphiopus holbrooki), family Scaphiopodidae, Alabama, USA

photograph by Justin Doll

[dovvvvv]

this is how charli xcx sounds to straight men

[itsbilby]

I looked the book up. the main character's name is Tookie De La Crème

[skarchomp]

the fantasy lesbian adventurer is immune to the seductive evil sorceress's feminine wiles because she's butch4butch

[maxknightley]

this is exactly why any evil sorceress worth her salt keeps a towering knightgirl in gleaming black armor "on retainer"

[maxknightley]

well it's one of two reasons anyway

[marzipanandminutiae]

evil sorceress and lady knight tag-team duo kidnapping a travelling princess- the knight distracts the butch4butch guardswoman and the evil sorceress evilly seduces the femme4femme princess away

[skyrigel]

[nvexe]

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

[youdontknowhowtodiequietly]

RIP King

[whompthatsucker1981]

[medievaljournalist]

this pride month will be special because of giant ice snake will appear

[dogpuppy]

[kinuko]

[reputayswift]

I know I’ve been pretty quiet about this, but I’m really excited for Interview With The Vampire Season 3 The Vampire Lestat airing on AMC and AMC+ at 9PM ET starting Sunday, June 7th

[skoople]

fan edit i made of squidward meal prepping

[kirbyfuckingbadass]

youre pissing me off

[francisforever2014]

when you get high and watch your wire show instead of your cloth show

[crazysodomite]

my yucky basya

[lakevida]

was waiting for the elevator in the middle of taking out all the trash and a resident came out of her apartment like OH GOOD! maybe i can show you this weird bug that was in my BEDROOM! so i follow her and she gets out a magnifying glass and shows me a dead pillbug on a napkin. im like thats incredible ma'am thank you for letting me use the magnifying glass. she says "i told my creepy kids about the bug and they didn't even call me!" and this sentence is tunneling into my brain so bad theres a physical pressure

[kushblazer666]

[baldingfemale]

In my early-twenties I was addicted to photoshopping my nudes into Hieronymus Bosch paintings, though there came a point when the cohesiveness of the end products began to offend me