goblin

I just love buddie thenks ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤 he/she 26 🐸. ✨age in bio✨

[mysharona1987]

[greyhina]

Same energy as that time in college I told a girl that “the tarot” says she needs to go call her mom and start going to therapy and she fucking did.

[tiruvenkadu]

absolutely a granny weatherwax moment. “you need to move the outhouse because its presence is bothering the forest spirits and they’re cursing you” because trying to explain about bacteria from the outhouse contaminating the well wasn’t working.

[alexaloraetheris]

Sometimes you gotta ask yourself ‘Do I want to be right or do I want results?’ and then act accordingly.

[stormywinter42-deactivated20250]

What the fuck.

[shaxxmeer]

excuse me??

[stormywinter42-deactivated20250]

My doughnussy is being censored </3

[wincestwhispers]

okay but Kripke’s ending except Dean’s the one who gets pregnant with Samantha (magic, omegaverse idc it happens) then he dies trying to stop the demon. Samantha and Lisa (or whoever) would start hunting and eventually when it’s getting apocalyptic level, they work with Cas and find a way to bring Sam back from the cage to help them. Long story short Sam focuses more on getting Dean back than stopping the apocalypse (with some moments of grand-incest for balance)

[fossilbuddy]

[neuronary]

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

[once-a-polecat]

[were--ralph]

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

[flizaa]

if you have to ask you’re not ready

[were--ralph]

can you explain? i don’t get it

[dm-me-your-weltanschauung]

Werewolves are strongly in favour of pineapple on pizza.

[were--ralph]

oh i understand! have a good day!

[fyrehose]

(explicit | 24k words, complete | a buddietommy bodyswap fic)

Eddie blinks away the brightness of the morning. When his vision comes into focus, so does Tommy, who's lying next to him, the mattress dipping under his weight as he sleeps with his cheek tucked up against the opposite pillow. The comforter is shoved down, low enough that Eddie is able to trace his eyes over Tommy’s shirtless chest, the long line of his side and down to the curve of his hip, which is—bare, all skin, because, Eddie realizes, Tommy’s not wearing underwear.  Tommy is naked. Eddie jerks backwards and falls out of bed. “Evan!” Tommy calls as Eddie lands in a heap on the floor. Or: Eddie wakes up inside Buck's body. It only gets weirder from there.

read on ao3 here!

[kithmet]

i think there’s a part of buck—a part that exists very, very deep in his subconscious—that has feared being accused of being in love with eddie from the moment he realized he liked men. like, if we circle back to 7x05, eddie is the only person buck is scared of coming out to. he does it fine with everyone else, on accident, brushing off the importance of it. but with eddie we had a whole episode avoiding it. his relationship with eddie is the only one that could be fundamentally impacted by that change. a part of buck was maybe scared, irrationally, that eddie might think it now means he is in love with him.

so when tommy brings it up in 8x11, this thing that has been eating away at buck for almost a year at this point, he goads tommy into saying it. it’s obvious tommy was referring to eddie but buck wanted him to voice it, he wanted someone, anyone to say it aloud. he wanted to hear those fears said to him for the first time, maybe because in a way it almost validates this crazy part of him that he repressed down. honestly, i think buck is relieved someone finally said it so he could start arguing his case.

the problem is, when he finally starts speaking the arguments he’d prepared—“eddie’s straight”, “this isn’t even really his house”, “it just isn’t like that”—he realizes that, actually, no one actually believes him. that’s what pisses him off the most, what sent him over the edge with tommy. then the, “everyone wants me to be hopelessly pining for my straight best friend,” when absolutely no one said that! those are his own fears that have manifested. and what’s even worse than all this is—it might even be true. but i think buck will avoid that until something snaps.

[konoko]

god, your worst warrior needs money

[strawlessandbraless]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

"technically tomatoes are fruits--" THAT MUSHROOM OVER THERE IS MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO A FUCKING SHIH TZU THAN IT IS TO LITERALLY ANY PLANT

[sirlancenotalot]

[evilbuildingsblog]

Video game building IRL

[thisismud]

“Where do you work?”

*suspiciously* “Yeah? Where’s it at?”

Oh down by

[governor--megatron]

Me: “Hey darlin’, you wanna go to A Nice Restaurant to eat?”

Her: “Sure thing!  Where??”

Me: *prepares for a “Who’s On First”-esque conversation*

[posingasme]

True: I once waited tables for a high-end steak and wine place that was called The Strip Club. Whenever someone asked where I worked, it required some explanation. Especially when my dad asked.

[xxscrabiesxx-deactivated2025062]

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

Android System SafetyCore - Apps on Google Play

Provides safety features for Android devices.

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

[unexpectedyarns]

And several others as well. Clear data, disable, uninstall if you can.

[sleepymccoy]

how many libraries could you get to from where you live now without looking up directions?

none

one

two

three

four

five or six

seven or eight

nine or ten

eleven to fifteen

sixteen to twenty

twenty to thirty

more than that

Voting ended onFeb 22, 2025

You can use any travel method you like, walking, public transport, so on. You can get an uber but their map has failed so you'll have to give directions. You can travel to other countries and count those libraries but you have to be able to completely navigate from your home without assistance. So you can catch a plane but must be able to travel to and from the airport. No limit on how long it takes. If you know which block it's on or which tram line but aren't sure precisely, but you feel sure you'd find it once you got there, count that as a yes (if you're not sure maybe google it now and see if your plan would work). You cannot rely on asking for directions though, this must be all your knowledge

[walkingstackofbooks]

Ooh, this was a really interesting question!

[bellhopping]

this is honestly like THE gif to me. it's probably the rawest representation of catharsis I've ever seen

[jartita-me-teneis]

[fozmeadows]

knots of the omegaverse

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[shorthistorian]

Kink isn’t shameful because of the weird sex stuff. That part’s rad. It’s shameful because it is technically improv.