Porno Sonic 2: Electric Boogaloo

Tzimisce Goblin Garbagelord - 27 as of time of writing

[triptrippy]

[doggosource]

moodboard

[thenewgothictwice-deactivated20]

April 3, 2024. Journalist Zuher Dahlan was passing out candy and saw a little girl start crying. He asked her why she was crying and found out that he resembles her father, who has been missing since they left the north of Gaza.

[tortiefrancis]

[ ID: Four screenshots from a video where a man approaches a group of young girls, one of them crying. Individual descriptions below:

1) A little girl hugs the one who's crying. The man says: "I was passing out sweets and this little girl started crying".

2) The man kneels down and the girl stares at him, teary eyed. The man says: "Can you tell me why you're crying?"

3) The girl gets closer to him, and says: "You look like my father".

4) The girl wipes away her tears, crying even more.

/End ID ]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

[script-a-world]

Planet where it rains sand revealed by Nasa telescope

Planet Wasp-107b also has scorching temperatures, raging winds and the burnt-matches scent of sulphur dioxide

Here's a neat example of just how different other planets can be!

[rongzhi]

Buying a car

English added by me :)

[artfullheart]

[caecilius-est-pater]

[transmasc-wizard]

rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

[transmasc-wizard]

highlights of the responses:

the solid hundred americans saying "idk general american". i dont know what that is so im gonna pretend you mean "I sound like a disney channel character"

shoutout to whoever said "gay". also whoever said "autism".

to those curious; 'newfoundland' accents are what everyone i know says to refer to the stereotypical "canadian accent" that bad american TV has, 'cause you're basically only gonna hear that in a random fishing town on the Maritimes' coast.

the fact that almost every french person called their accent sexy

all my fellow canadians who are saying "canadian but i dONT SOUND NEWFIE" like yes babe we are not all One Single Fishing Town Accent (no hate to the newfies tho ily)

the one who said "i sound like siri. i have no accent" meanwhile siri is So Fucking Accented to my ears

the amount of people with english as a second language in the notes who now love their accents <3 that's great, love urself

everyone going "i'm TOLD i sound british. please not that"

the one person who described their accent instead of just saying a word. they happened to be canadian and i was like "you just. absolutely and totally described how i talk"

the amount of californians going "californian but i dONT SOUND SURFER OR VALLEY GIRL" like the US version of "im not newfie"

the one single californian who was like "yeah i sound surfer. what are u gonna do about it"

[auckie]

Old as shit skinny white woman in bed hooked up to 200 tubes and machines surrounded by her crying family, she looks up towards the eldest daughter and raises her frail hand. Everyone stops, listening raptly. She coughs twice and then clears her throat, and beckons the daughter closer. ‘i should’ve eaten her pussy. I should’ve rawed that roast beast like a rabid dog on its last legs. I would’ve made her bleed you know. She would’ve thought she came so hard that her period started. The squirt would’ve drowned me, but I’d swallow every last drop of rna so I could sequence it for the years to come. They’d have called me the krypt keeper. I would’ve chewed so hard her gynecologist would’ve woke up in the middle of the night sweating like a stuck pig. But I didn’t. That’s why I’m surrounded by you fucking bozos.’ With her final words she breaths her agonol breath and falls backwards before flatlining, leaving her family in the quiet hospice room stunned and teary eyed in the wake of her passing.

[probablybadrpgideas]

Spaying and neutering hydras turns out to be a difficult task as their duplicating head regeneration also applies to testicles.

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[vampirejuno]

One thing I didn't expect from my new worldbuilding book is the author, roughly my dad's age, including his opinions on furries

[vampirejuno]

I'm liking this guy more and more

[vampirejuno]

I have a new favorite author.

[demilypyro]

I've been following the director of Fallout: New Vegas on twitter for a few years now and I can't emphasise enough that this dude is really good at posting

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm getting a good grade in commissioning art, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

[parkchanwoohoo]

"[Person who commissioned this] was a saint"

[ianthe]

[death-by-lulz]

[laranoa]

This post is so fucking old–the old anon icon? Non-rebloggable asks? The gray bar at the bottom? Truly a relic

[ianthe]

people are still reblogging it. incredible. love u all

[wakewithgiggli]

I've seen several sites mention this, it's real.

Do not make the MISTAKE of thinking you need to put your side forward. The Guardian is transphobic as fuck, and will twist your words. DO NOT ENGAGE.

By the way, this is in the aftermath of the Cass Report, and the goal will be to make Trans DIY something that needs to be regulated or stamped out. DO NOT ENGAGE.

[bloodenjoyer]

if yaoi is wrong …i don’t Wnat to be right…

[coffinman21-deactivated20260301]

[anneemay]

[sexualvivisection]

link to petition

Tell USC To Reinstate Muslim Valedictorian's Speech, Reject Anti-Palestinian and Anti-Muslim Hate

[millenniumitem]

Fun fact: the 2022 valedictorian speech at USC commencement was by a student whose family is from Ukraine. He devoted the majority of his speech to talking about Ukraine. This is an UNBELIEVABLE double standard.

Adam Karelin’s USC journey has included a full resume of musical experiences.

[sexhaver]

[beemovieerotica]