just a little goblin

[shed-some-light]

reminders for today:

if you or someone you know might need it in the next few years, purchase plan b. the shelf life of plan b is 4 years, and we might not be able to access it as easily as we can now in the days ahead.

if you can, purchase books that project 2025 is looking to ban.

mass deportations are starting. if you see ice vehicles or agents, yell ice raid and la migra as loud as you can.

if someone asks who you voted for, keep your mouth shut. they’re fishing for traitors.

if anyone, anyone at all asks about your neighbors or their legal status in the us, you know nothing. don’t be the reason that their family is separated.

if anyone asks about your religion or lack thereof, keep it vague. this administration will look for any excuse to persecute you.

your friends are trans or queer? for the next four years they’re not. don’t expose anyone’s status as a trans or queer person to anyone else, even if you think you can trust them.

did someone you know get an abortion? no, they didn’t. it was a miscarriage if anyone asks.

in short, don’t be a snitch, and keep to yourself these next four years. we’ll make it through this even if it seems hopeless at times.

this is all i can think of at the moment, but i’ll be adding on to this as the day continues.

we can survive this. we’ve survived before, and we’ll survive again.

[larkandkatydid]

It’s cool how we found the secret elixir that cures all human disease and it’s in this guy’s bitey little mouth

[larkandkatydid]

What this guy’s bitey little mouth has been recently up to:

[sauriansolutions]

This is why scientists study everything.

[mikkeneko]

Put this picture in your pocket, next time you get into an argument with someone about 'useless' scientific studies, ask them "Do you think that we should give funding to study the mating habits of endangered iguanas in the Sonoran desert, or should we be funding cures for alzheimer's and diabetes?" and then when they say "Of course we should be using that money to fund cures!" you can whip out this picture and say "trick question, it's the same thing"

[skelesass]

chrisker week 2026 day 2: Mind control

have a VERY rough after work sketch

[hymaziie]

He’s not a human.

[noisyghost]

Part 1 of my code veronica redesign project that i technically started over 3 years ago, but only recently got any actual work done on (i am manifesting)

So here's the protagonists! A couple additional notes: I know they'd literally just use her RE2 remake actress' face but i still tried to blend that with her revelations face and her OG code veronica face. For Chris, I tried to de-age his RE8 face model. And since the modern games use modified face actors, I ended up referencing Miles Robbins (particularly from the quarry) for Steve :)

[mackerelllll]

from @/vero_muerte on tiktok!!

found this video at <2000 likes and i NEED more people to see this because. yeah.

[positivelyqueer]

Transcript:

“Maybe I like looking trans "oh your voice is too deep" Maybe I like having a deep voice. Maybe I'm not your femme fantasy. Maybe I'm my own fantasy. I love looking trans. I fucking hope that when I walk down the street, they say, "look at that transsexual!" And just maybe someone will see me and think, "hey, I can live that way, too."”

[biteorflight]

[biteorflight]

[my-dailydreams]

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[sneebertdeebert]

Sneebert Deebert

[orcboxer]

[anxiety-banana]

hello i would like everyone to know that sometimes you can sob your eyes out and have an existential crisis one moment and then suddenly you're booking your driver's test and applying for jobs and crocheting a blanket and maybe life isn't so bad anymore!! maybe you can feel awful and fix your life anyway!! maybe you're allowed to be a wreck and still be good enough!! i am a full on adult and have avoided getting my license for years but now i'm finally doing it because i've grown around the fear!!!! the world didn't crash and burn when i was fifteen!! i did this for myself and i'm going to be okay!!

[stevishabitat]

[anxiety-banana]

the way i am shaking with tears is an understatement I'VE BEEN QUOTED

[stevishabitat]

I'm printing it and taping it to my mirror BTW

[the-haiku-bot]

I’m printing it and

taping it to my mirror

BTW

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[nightmaresyrup]

I compressed and minified a Gryphon. Marvel at how tiny it is! (Around the size of a corgi)

[mango-and-isekai]

Hello I would like one

[biohazard-4ever]

Little Details worth noting in RE2REMAKE - Gas Station!

Leon and his 90s styled ripped light jeans and white shoes

Leon and Claire's license plate:

Claire's Harley: MD3 1N H3VN

Leon's Jeep: M4T-ILD4

Let me Live Let me Ride

[velteris]

yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know

[mcgravin]

Sounds like you need "His Soul is Marching On to Another World; or, the John Brown Isekai" by CabbagePreacher, an actual fic on AO3 about famed abolitionist martyr John Brown getting isekaied to such a world and going on a rampage abolishing harems.

[mercurymusing]

[theunvanquishedzims]

140 CHAPTERS?

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Henry and his totally normal partner William Afton

[starhairtie]

Amongst all of the tumblr sexybird debates, crow this, penguin that, there is one challenger that has remained... under the radar, so to speak.

I find this unacceptable, therefore I shall present my case to you today, fellow tumblr nerds.

I present the HOTTEST tumblr sexybird around:

. ..

....DRUMROLL PLEASE....

I know, it brings a tear to my eye just looking at this FINE chunk of meat :'D Now, onto the reasonings: 1. Just LOOK at this juicy, tender flesh.. who wouldn't want to take a bite?

2. A key part of Tumblr Sexyman culture is the breaking of barriers of what's allowed to be quote unquote "sexy", and look at this plump offering right up here on a rack, quite literally: nice thighs. tender flesh you can just rip into, the mass appeal it draws from the masses with the unassuming taste that got beloved by the Earth community. I fail to see what qualifications for Tumblr sexyman/bird this wouldn't pass. 3. Don't take it just from me folks, after interviewing others asking about the image, they were asked to provide any word that came to mind, responses include: "succulent", "mouth-filling", and "fatty and juicy". Such vivid, bold word choice chosen by these people, clearly laying down the foundation for people to one day unabashedly say, "DANG, that is one sexy bird!"

Now that I have informed you of this avian snack of the century, I bid you ado while also reminding you to vote this bird for tumblrsexyman/bird 2026!

Thank you and goodnight

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Have been informed by op that this was made at 3am

[witchofanguish]

these posts are important partners