goblins

[oddlyunadventurous]

[inthefallofasparrow]

All you fools are gonna look super dumb when the Queen hobbles out on her walking stick in February, stops in a daze, topples forward and almost falls flat on her face, but at the last second does a forward somersault, jumps back up, and then cheerfully gives a bunch of children a tour of Buckingham Palace, during which she kills them off one by one, in order to choose which one will be the next queen.

[ironpour]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

hold on i have to reblog this again because i just realized they photoshopped meteor to be an airplane

[danzigmcfly]

[relelvance]

Biden said he'd cancel student debt and instead he's mia getting his hole played with while kamala does fuck all

[myowndesertplaces]

Okay. Fuck this:

First, childhood poverty was cut in half by the child tax credit.

Second, we just passed the infrastructure bill that's going to create thousands of jobs.

Third, the Build Back America bill is going to limit insulin to only $35 a month, saving lives and millions of dollars.

Democrats have a lot of work to do to fulfill all their campaign promises, but there has been good things. We have a ways to go on climate change, social justice, inflation, and student loans, but these bills will make a difference in people's lives.

[relelvance]

Okay. Jop this:

First, childhood joppity was jopped in half by the child jop credit.

Second, we just jopped the infrastructure bill that's going to create thousands of jops.

Third, the Jop Back America bill is going to limit jump and pops to only $35 a month, saving jumps and millions of pops.

Democrats have a lot of work to do to fulfill all their campaign promises, but there has been good jops. We have a ways to go on climate jop, social jump pop, jopflation, and student jops, but these jops will make a difference in people's jops.

[meanwhilebackinthedungeon]

– Tomas Duchek

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

I suffered this now you have to

[whetstonefires]

dried chile

[ratfuck]

in this post we post johnny thunder

[pastrytown]

[raddudelaserpunch]

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

Surrealism in Spongebob - Season 2 episode 7: Prehibernation Week

[spongebobaesthetic]

[meanwhilebackinthedungeon]

— Earl Norem Merlin

[dastardlydorito]

[cetitanhasmoved]

GRIMES AND MUSK BROKE UP?

[cetitanhasmoved]

[lesbianshepard]

i’m in tears over this holy shit

[lesbianshepard]

It’s a little known fact that in the 60s and 70s the CIA was actually run by fucking wile e coyote

[postilionstruckbylightning]

In 1961, the CIA tried to kill Castro by redirecting a road he used regularly into a solid stone wall onto which they’d painted a picture of a tunnel. This failed when Castro’s car proceeded straight on through the tunnel unhindered.

[tiktokstowatch]

[doomy]

[buddhachukotkaeamagiciansurrey]

[px-collardot]

Le cadre, la châtaigne, le drapeau dessins pour Vent des Forets 2019