drunk making gambit headcanons bc who really gives a fuck be mean to me and i pee on you
this inspired whatever this is tbh credit
he has a creepy smile genuine but creepy he'll tilt his head to the side and his eyes just make him look off (its adorable honestly)
he listens to bands don't ask me which ones that's biased idk rock metal i cant identity genres if you held me at 🔫 so he's always wearing band tees (oh what if gambit concert groupie au)
he sprays too much cologne... it lasts but early in the day he's intolerable to be around gives you a mild headache honestly shower in a can kinda guy reserved exclusively for after missions and when he's to lazy to get in one
depression gambit he sad it gets bad he bed rots doesn't drink water smokes too much burnt out keeps going drinks alcohol for breakfast whiskey guy
drunk remy misses home drunk remy keeps that to himself
womanizer but in a i respect women way will cat call shamelessly dumb shit "hey baby how much will $20 get me kiddin ya dropped this" walks away
flirting is fun not for gain
he's stupid when comfortable wit someone will forget how to be human drops the mask idk? laughs at his own jokes dances to music he turned on pulls harmless pranks doesn't blink laughs loud as hell stimms will make random sounds
ooo let's be nsfw he beats his shit multiple times a day at least once a day if he's busy routine shower usually refuses to buy a pocket pussy will attempt to make different diy ones fucks his pillow whimpers loud vocal doesn't give af his dick needs to be in something... his hand thinks about getting any dick piercing imaginable never does it
slow fucker he likes watching it go in when he loses his composure you're his personal toy will fuck in a random bathroom stall and in public as discreetly as he can
he needs you to smack him
dom by default switch in his heart sub in his soul
he comforts himself self soothes fidget toys cards exploding shit for fun arsonist!oh kiddin but he like watching shit burn too big of a conscience tho
loves bugs big interest will keep them as pets will let them go bc he feels bad picks up whatever doesn't care if they bite shuffles thru dirt and under rocks
accidentally calls rogue/love interest mama doesn't stop in his head they think it's a cute pet name in his head he means it ha
listens to madonna will not elaborate
creepy giant love bug clingy hands everywhere no thoughts just baby sends you like 100 + tiktoks only because ur close and everything reminds him of you
he gambles won't admit to any addiction why would he does he lose? beat him in an uno game he cries and plots his revenge
"uno! bitch" as you slam your cards against the table. remy’s in complete disbelief? he knew every card in the deck he was counting them as they went down. (you cheated and grabbed from a different deck not in ur casino!ur room) he burns the deck and refuses to ever play it wit you again
unless... round two you play uno wit ur hands tied behind ur back and gagged he's plays for you while you sit there drooling when he inevitably wins he rewards himself by fucking you restlessly wit ur nose buried in the cards like a bad dog "fuuuu-"
"cheat again mon amour" hard spank that pounds ur whole body into the cards roughly idk ur chest skims over all the slick cards on the floor
ok idk what this was closing out my tab at the bar enjoy! really drunk hope this is literate. send post
