Nyx the Bitch (female dog)

19\\ she and it pronouns ONLY. unless I know you closely.\\ Social work major, philosophy enjoyer

[god-i-hate-shakespear]

If you told me this was a parody from a blog like posts-from-a-worse-timeline, I'd believe you. And yet.

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[eroscestlavie]

trying to be a writer is so scary. like what if I’m actually a Wronger

[enba-and-luka]

[hydrahowl]

you pet me

[hydrahowl]

you Pet me

[swagophile]

cartoon bully girl shoves me against a wall and goes "awww~ it thinks it's people~" but then i pull her aside and calmly inform her that i'm pretty sure i'm something else wearing the skin of a person and the more i describe it the more horrified and disgusted she becomes until finally she asks what i think i am underneath and i say. i dunno. but its probly something cool, right? and then she calls be a dweeb and shoves me against a wall again and asks me for lunch money. which i respond to with violent sobbing

[swagophile]

She started kicking me and hitting me hard because I made her mad and i said "STOP STOP YOU'RE DAMAGING MY VESSEL" and she got really mad and told me to stop saying that and saying i'm a person and i insisted i wasnt and told her she should unzip my clothes and she called me a pervert and hit me more but eventually she did out of sheer curiousity and my body deflated and a small fox squirmed out of the gaps and looked up at her and she was really confused but then she decided the most sound option was to ask the fox for lunch money instead to which i responded with violent sobbing (fox)

[swagophile]

Moral Of The Story: The Author Is Actually A Small Fox

[bestfurryhusband]

Best Dynamic?

Sub Healer/Dom Tank

Dom Healer/Sub Tank

Voting ended onAug 16

[bestfurryhusband]

For anyone who hasnt figured out why dom healer is better

[bestfurryhusband]

Also dps is switch because usually you see a dps and you can tell they need to switch to a different fucking hero.

[konoko]

[thysannia]

[mandate-transgenderism]

how it feels

[pillowspace]

Sometimes having an OC is like "this character is an outlet for my insecurity and trauma" and sometimes it's like "this character is an outlet for my love of vampires :)". Sometimes it's both

[pillowspace]

Sometimes you think it's "this character is an outlet for my love and nothing more :)" and then you look it over later like "shit. product of the deepest depths of my soul again"

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[pillowspace]

Sometimes it’s the unyielding silence

[mademoiseli]

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[pathos-logical]

[ID: A fake error pop-up from Google Chrome that says, “Canon Error! The canon you are currently witnessing is experiencing a large amount of fail. Would you like to apply fanfic?” The OK button is blinking. End ID]

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature

[tubapun]

Next character that's gonna transition in canon is Luigi from Mario btw. and we're not stopping there

[tubapun]

Nintendo put out an ad in 2019 saying Luigi wishes he could turn into a woman, it's time we force them to follow up on that

[tubapun]

Cool so you took my post about wanting a character to be a trans woman and instead went "actually I think he's a gay man trying to dress as a woman to get another man to fuck him" and you think there's no issue here? Have you considered taking a hammer and screwdriver to each of your teeth individually instead?

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.

“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”

“What happens if you add 6+1?”

“SEVEN”

“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>

“IT’S THE SAME!!”

“OK, what’s 7-4?”

“Three?”

“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>

“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”

[neatlymanifolded]

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW!!!

CAST MORE

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[god-i-hate-shakespear]

Just got the call from my doctor, I'm getting a referral to a gender clinic. I'm gonna end up sobbing (/pos) at work.

Keep living, everyone. It's not impossible.