I miss being a kid, because I feel like I never got to really be one. It wasn't all bad but...
I will always mourn the childhood i could have had.

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I miss being a kid, because I feel like I never got to really be one. It wasn't all bad but...
I will always mourn the childhood i could have had.
two detective agencies what will they do
I love both of them so much 💖
[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
Happy pride, everyone! Remember to blame even the slightest inconvenience on the homophones this month, it’s your god-given right 🏳️🌈
Jfc of course you guys give like 400 notes to a post with an embarrassing typo. So homophonic of you.
Fucking 800 notes? I swear to god if this is my tumblr legacy, I'm gonna crash out. I have a FUCKING ENGLISH DEGREE
“Relief” - Digital Oil Painting
This is supposed to be them finding each other again. I’m a sucker for hurt/comfort tropes and forehead touches.
Please see the pinned post at the top of my Tumblr for my links if you’d like to help support me in saving for a safe place to live!
"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with
Hey op thanks for fundamentally rearranging my molecules in some helpful way this fine evening
white people go like “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman evil character as a poc?” and not wait for an answer
white people go “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman good character as a white person?” and not wait for an answer
white people can rb but please do not clown
white people really cant give a shit abt anyone but themselves unless held at gunpoint or smth huh?
“what about the poor little white kids just trying to have fun?” what about the poor little kids of color made to feel unsafe and unwelcome in a space that was supposed to be fun?
“why can’t poc just make their own redesigns and we can keep these ones” why cant you realize that your actions have consequences and that you should maybe try to not enforce racist stereotypes??
like ofc its ideal to have VARIETY among both villains AND protagonists, its when your characters look like this
that the issue arises
scratch “can”, white people are encouraged to reblog
[Image description: 3 white stickmen labeled as "good guys" and 3 Brown stickmen labeled as "bad guys". End image description.]
A big problem with sustainability and ethics when it comes to food is that so few people actually know where their food comes from. Like it's so sad how many people eat Macaronian cheese and can't even point out Macaronia on a map.
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again
Remus going to put his hand in Sirius' back pocket like he always does, but the outfit Sirius is wearing doesn't have back pockets, so he's just kind of... groping Sirius, blindly looking for his pocket and Sirius is just like "what, are you expecting a genie to come out?"
the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
Icarus and Helios, a Dirk Gently AU 💛
(Sorry for the poor English)
In the 80s, in Romania, a baby was born with wings, making him look like a cherub. Since he was an orphan, he was taken (abducted) by the CIA at the age of 4 to be studied as some very unique phenomenon. Turned out that there was more kids born with strange anomalies this year so they created a secret CIA division called BlackWing (in reference to that first boy dark wings) to study all those “anomalous entities” and potentially use them.
The Romanian kid was called “Project Icarus” and for decades they tried to teach him to fly. But so far he was more prone to fall than to actually fly (hence the name Icarus).
Generally, the anomalous entities were tested separately and never met, to avoid any problems (some of them having dangerous abilities). They were all locked into an underground facility where there was rooms to study, to be tested on, or train their abilities… Some areas being dedicated to some of the most dangerous entities with bigger security and surveillance.
One day around his 30s, Project Icarus heard someone trying to talk through the ventilation of his room. A person was now occupying the fire proof room which was opposite of his.
That new occupant, “project Helios”, had recently arrived in that area of the BlackWing’s facility bc his ability of creating and manipulating fire was becoming too hard to control and the division just locked him in the best fire proof room they had..
The two men started to communicate regularly through the vent line connecting their rooms and slowly built a strong relationship (they were each other’s first friend).
Ofc they were closely observed the whole time by BlackWing, which decided to have them meet in person. The only condition being that Project Icarus had to fly if he wanted to see his friend more often.
They soon realised that Project Helios could control himself better when in the presence of his friend and radiated intense warmth which was actually helping Project Icarus to hover in the air long enough to manage to fly.
So they decided to keep the duo together, their compatibility being undeniable.
After a few months of training them together, they finally let them out of the BlackWing facility to work for the CIA. So they could help the BW division find and catch other anomalous entities that were starting to be more numerous and out of control.
They gave them new names, Project Icarus became Dirk Gently (he insisted for the last name) and Project Helios became Todd Brotzman…
lily & harry
heyyy i finally fully finished an artwork that i like enough to post lmao, this took 3 months to get done cause i had a back injury, i was scared to paint it, i was busy and i procrastinated a lot so yeah! a great way to start 2026 :D
it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live
I genuinely don’t understand how Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency isn’t a bigger hit on this website! I mean the main characters are literally a pathetic cringe fail wet-cat of a man and his incredibly traumatized neurodivergent best friend boyfriend!
There’s a hot goth lady who gets adopted into a polycule group of incredibly kind punk-looking guys who live in their car! The car might be sentient!!
THERES A WOMAN COVERED IN BLOOD WHO KILLS PEOPLE FOR FUN! She also adopts a guy!
This show should be like catnip for y’all! GO WATCH IT! ITS AMAZING! THE PLOT IS THE WEIRDEST (IN THE BEST WAY) FUCKING THING THAT YOU’LL SEE THIS YEAR! THE WRITING’S SPECTACULAR! EVERY SINGLE PIECE IF PLOT IS LITERALLY CONNECTED AND WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU! THE CHARACTERS ARE SO SO SO AMAZING! GO WATCH IT!!!
I NEEED people to watch dirk gentlys holistic detective agency it's SO GOOD!!! I NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT BUT NO ONE HAS SEEN IT
academic self-regulation explained