Coldwave

is endgame

[shinysoroka]

When the fanfic you’ve given up on finally updates.

[lesbianshepard]

i’m in tears over this holy shit

[lesbianshepard]

It’s a little known fact that in the 60s and 70s the CIA was actually run by fucking wile e coyote

[peterparker]

HOW DO PPL JUST GET CONTINUOUS ANONS THROUGHOUT THE DAY I DON’T UNDERSTAND IS THERE SOME KIND OF TUTORIAL OR CHEAT CODE THAT I DON’T KNOW

[zaritarazi]

do you ever think about what might have happened if amaya accepted mick's invitation when he had the spear, so that she could keep on eye on things and fix everything when the time was right?

i mean i think that if she had said yes, and this would’ve been 100% her plan, len would’ve legitimately, actually, just taken the spear from mick and snapped it over his leg like no. you know what. now no one gets anything. i’m gonna lay down and i’m gonna DIE, MICHAEL, so you can be with your BRIDE. and mick is just standing there like please get up and the spear is just fucking ruined and len is like NO I WON’T GET UP. CLEARLY YOU THINK I SHOULD BE DEAD and mick is like that isn’t what i said and len is like YOU KNOW WHAT IF THE WOMAN WANTS YOU SO BADLY SHE CAN HAVE YOU and amaya is like oh thanks and len is like I WAS BEING FACETIOUS STAY AWAY FROM HIM 

like the legends are now coming over and merlyn and darhk are also coming over and eobard is just fucking standing there and honestly at this point zoom is also just standing there watching this happen like sara fifteen minutes in is like so is it over?? can we go and len in true jewish fashion is like NO ITS FINE JUST KICK SOME DIRT OVER ME IF ITS NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE, IM JUST HERE, DEAD, and mick is looking at the legion and the legion is looking at mick and amaya is looking at mick and zoom is still there and rip is, at this point, thinking maybe they should all just find a nice black hole and jump right on in and if anything, all anyone ends up doing is altering the fellowship of the ring scene in lotr. great going, idiots

[shiny-good-rock]

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

[ferrettaur]

Good news I found the exact opposite object

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.

[the-bitch-of-izalith-deactivate]

It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

thats quitter talk

[dinothundersblog-deactivated201]

ME: I try to jump over the gap DM: Roll for acrobatics 8 ball: Not likely DM: you take 97 damage and die

[waywardmasquerade]

ME: I draw my sword 8 ball: Try again later DM: The 8 ball has spoken, you face the ogre with your bare hands

[fulltimehabibti]

“you died because the flash inspired you to be a hero. you died so you could be a hero. you gave up your life for this team you hardly knew and died for all of them”

len:

“mick was going to sacrifice himself and you had already been through too much to get him back, so you took his place. you gave up your life for him. your priority was mick”

len:

[kat-cornwell]

Whatever you do, don’t think about the fact Leonard Snart slipped a ring into Mick’s pocket before he died.

Don’t think about how Mick Rory isn’t a jewellery guy, but wears that ring on a chain round his neck every day.

Don’t think about how Mick lightly touches where that ring hangs whenever he genuinely thinks he’s about to die.

Don’t think about how Mick won’t say it’s his ring if anyone spots it, but that’s he’s holding it for a friend.

Don’t think about the fact that if Mick had to choose between the ring and his heat gun, he would choose the ring.

[darcylindbergh]

fic writers raise your hands if you like…forget what happens in your own fics

[basinke]

I have reread my own work so often. Look, I have a long career. I don’t remember a LOT of things from 20 years ago.

And, sometimes, I reread to remind myself that I did the damn thing. :)

[leeferal]

Frequently I reread things I’ve written because I was the main audience for it in the first place and everyone else just benefits.

[biowarefangirl]

when playing an open world game, at what point do you stop harvesting plants and return to the main quest??

[theraphos]

there’s a main quest?

[negativeonetwelfth]

sometimes the main quest can unlock certain equipment or abilities that make harvesting plants more efficient

[shabbytigers]

I am an adult and do not want protection from adult content

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

I want protection from adult content such as bills and work and laundry

[elivanto]

[markv5]

Снег… Вокруг меня снег 😨

Снег… Вокруг меня снег 😨

[babyanimalgifs]

What kind of pokemon is this?

[nukenai]

an electric toothbrush

[zulies-doodles]

For the love of god turn the sound on

[grimm-fairy]

He scream

[everythingfox]

The army has been formed

📷: Shiro Sasaki

[huffylemon]

[asthebelltolls]

One time, I had a dream that I was making peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, and most of them were the regular measurements in cups and stuff. But at the end of the recipe, instead of saying “2.5 cups of chocolate chips” it said “627 chocolate chips.”

So when I woke up, I made some peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. And instead of measuring out chocolate chips, I counted them (and suffered a lot of odd looks from my family for it).

Well, it turns out that 627 chocolate chips is the amount that the recipe called for (2.5 cups). Not only that, but 627 was the exact amount of chocolate chips that we had left in the house.

[a-lil-strawberry]

Forbidden knowledge was granted you that night

[valpoet]

That’s some paranormal grandma shit

[ittybittymattycommittee]

Legends of Tomorrow summaries: Best of Coldwave

[gorogues]

Today (December 11th) is Len’s birthday!  He’s playing it cool, but we all know he’ll be cranky if he doesn’t get an ice cream cake.