gideon, bone me

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[snartrorys]

insp.

[zaritarazi]

TELEVISION’S DOMINIC PURCELL CHANGED THE CAPTION OF THIS REPOST FROM THIS ORIGINAL TEXT WHERE HE @ ED PHIL KLEMMER, BY NAME

i want to know why

[yelenadelova]

Property of Joker PROPERTY OF NO ONE

[iriswestallengifs]

A girl’s got to be her own hero every now and again.

[flashandtheholograms]

AU where pretty much everything is the same except Earth 1!Len didn’t die in season 1 and was still on the Waverider at the same time as Leo.

[zaritarazi]

guess what i’m thinking about today

[qlala]

leonard conditions getting married on barry quitting his job with the CCPD and barry agrees because he hasn’t been allowed to touch half the crime scenes in the city anyway since told captain singh that he was dating leonard snart. barry picks up a job as a substitute teacher at the local high school while he’s considering different options and it turns out he rocks at teaching chemistry. if he doesn’t know an answer (or pop culture reference) he can just use the speed force to look it up real quick and he becomes an instant favorite with the students and the school. so when one of the other teachers in the department retires, he gets an offer to become full-time and accepts it. 

then he marries captain cold and is INSTANTLY catapulted to rockstar status among the students, and the administration is too afraid of it looking like retaliation for the gay thing so they have to just be like you can keep your job but please don’t bring him to faculty holiday parties. (he brings him to faculty holiday parties.)

[qlala]

someone at the faculty holiday party gets the great idea to try to ~relate to leonard and they ask him if he’ll do like. a “scared straight” program for the kids and leonard is like “oh WILL i” and charms them into agreeing to let it be a surprise for barry. obviously he shows up to the assembly in full captain cold regalia and is like “hey kids, don’t do drugs. don’t sell drugs either—terrible investment. and don’t make my mistakes. take robbing an ATM—“

and barry arrives and is like “oh my god, what have you done,” and the other teachers are like “no he’s doing great!” and barry’s like “i have to go right now immediately” and runs out of the auditorium

and on stage leonard is like “your first instinct is going to be to use a stolen debit card and take out as much as you can. that’s a rookie mistake. take out twenty dollars, but don’t take the bill out of the machine.”

and the principal is like “uh, mister cold—“

and leonard is like “after five minutes, it’ll trigger an alert to the atm company. locks the whole machine down. they’ll send a tech out to fix it. once he opens it up the machine, looking for the problem…”

and a freshman raises their hand and the principal is like “no questions” and leonard is like “yes you, with the hand” and the kid is like “you rob the technician?” and leonard is like “bingo!” and then the flash drags him off the stage. it goes down as the best assembly in school history and backstage leonard is just like hi dear how has your day been

[captainchilly]

Leonard Snart and Leo Snart for Pride Month

[dasoni]

Sailor Krypton  (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[surprisebitch]

[lotad-sombrero]

[clarapswald]

i’m opening fic commissions! (please signal boost + reblog if you can)

hi everyone!! i write fanfic sometimes (i’m daisyrachel on ao3 if you want to check out my work) and i’m looking to take some commissions to make a little extra $ because my summer job just got cancelled and i have not yeet been able to find work (cross your fingers for me)

here are some fandoms that i’ll write!

legends of tomorrow

the flash

batwoman

dctv in general

harry potter (including marauders + nextgen)

percy jackson (and general riordan-verse)

doctor who (2005-present)

gotham

dc comics

mcu

good omens

other too probably!! just lmk and we’ll talk

i mostly do shippy stuff, but literally if u give me an idea i’ll write it!! price/rates are very negotiable, and i accept payment thru venmo. talk to me about specifics in my dms but i have two major rules: if it’s a ship that would be illegal i won’t write it, and i won’t write smut (but i will imply it)!

tldr: pay me to write fic for you! hmu in my dms and we’ll talk!

[h-arleen]

Harleen “I Have A PhD, Motherfucker” Quinzel

[zaritarazi]

wasn't mick older than general washington at the time?

nate: mick i checked the date and you were still technically older than general washington when you boned him

mick throwing a chair across the library: I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF BEING ALIVE

[forbescaroline]

ultimate top ten ships meme → legends of tomorrow ships (as voted by my followers) #4. leonard/mick “You’re the best guy I’ve ever knew. You may not think you’re a hero, but you’re a hero to me.”

[flashandtheholograms]

Leonard Snart + Legion of Doom look

[marcomardon]

so tiny 10 year old lita dresses up as cold in 2012, two years before his first public appearance, good try legends

[snartrorys]

#leonard snart at this point is just like. a murderer (via @lenleolenny)

[flashandtheholograms]

Leonard Snart + The Bolshoi Coat