check it out i’m gay

Jazzy| she/her| 27| queer

[fyeahgothicromance]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

IT

[octal-alchemist]

FUCKEN

[y4wnd3r3]

WIMDY

[kaijuno]

[osha-official-the-sequel]

BAD IDEA BAD IDEA

[beardedmrbean]

Those are handy for finding out what breaker an outlet is on

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

#You heard there was a secret cord that you could use to meet the lord #Cause you don't care for power safety do ya #It's doomed to fail its male to male #You plug it in and Mary hail #And join the choir singing hallelujah

tags pass peer review

[busket]

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

[kaijuno]

Kamloops, BC

[thoughts-of-thog]

thog make religion out of this

[aetherograph]

good job, thog! what is sun-deer-god's name? What is he like? what does he do in thog's world? ::pulls up a chair next to the fire for Thog and self, pours us Nice Hot Drinks:: Tell me a story, Thog. Tell me a story about sun-deer-god.

[goddiva]

I haven’t logged in here for so long 😭 tumblr my beloved I have missed you

[mclennonyaoi]

he gets me. he fucking gets me

[creekfiend]

[headspace-hotel]

Y'all ever open a book on a new subject, read a little bit, and have to put it back so you can process the way in which your mind was just expanded?

[headspace-hotel]

The textile book: okay here is some of the ways that textiles are important to human life

me: Okay!

The textile book: Clothes separate the vulnerable human body from the conditions of the outside world, and in doing so absorb the sweat and debris of human existence, accumulating wear and tear according to the lives we live. In this way, various lifestyles and professions are represented by clothing, and the clothing of a loved one retains the imprint of their physical body and their life being lived, as though the clothes absorb part of the wearer's soul

Me: ...oh

The textile book: The process of weaving a garment and the process of a child being formed in its mother's womb are often referred to using the same language. Likewise, when a baby is born, a blanket or other textile material is the first material object it encounters and protects it. Textiles can create the idea of two things being inextricable, as with being "woven together," or can create the sense of separateness, as with a curtain or veil that separates two rooms or spaces, even separating the living from the dead, or separating two realities, such as a performance ending when the curtain falls

Me: ...oh God

The textile book: Odysseus's wife Penelope undid her weaving in secret every night to delay the advances of her suitors. In this way she was able to turn back the passage of time to allow her husband to come home. Likewise the Lakota tell a story of an old woman embroidering time by embroidering a robe with porcupine quills. If she finishes the embroidery, the world will come to an end, but her faithful dog pulls out the quills whenever her back is turned, turning back the clock and allowing existence to continue.

me: ...is...is...is that why we refer to the fabric of space and time?

The textile book: The technological revolution of textile making is sadly underappreciated. The textile arts are possibly the most fundamental human technology, as once people created string and rope, they could create nets for catching fish and small animals, and bags and baskets for carrying food. In the earliest prehistoric times, the first string or cord perhaps came from sinew, found in the body of an animal. Because of this perhaps the body of a living being could be understood as made of a textile material. Indeed textiles have the function of preserving life, as with a surgeon stitching back together the human body or bandages being placed on a wound. Textile technologies are being used to create life-changing implants to restore function to injured parts of the body, as though a muscle or tendon can be woven and made in this way. Cloth can be used to create a parachute that will save a human's life as they plummet out of the sky. Ultimately, the textile technologies are used to enter new parts of the universe. [Photo of an astronaut and details explaining the astronaut's suit]

Me: STOP!! MY MIND IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR THIS

[headspace-hotel]

The book is "Textiles: The Whole Story" by Beverly Gordon

[streetlight-spam]

i’m gonna commit manslaughter. *sees ur pronouns* sorry. theyslaughter

[lowkeyed1]

@bisexualshakespeare how does it feel to be a comedy genius

[describedposts]

[ID: #if it's premeditated i'm pretty sure it's just murder #sorry #murdthem. End ID.]

[violetsandshrikes]

is there anything that the humble chicken cannot do

[autumndragons]

[image id: a screenshot of a reddit thread titled "My (30f) husband (28m) started playing League of Legends again and it might ruin our relationship". replies underneath read

the_bc_1234 10 hr. ago I play league, I got over it bc I got a new hobby (chickens) but it took me years to get over it and having a new outlet that forced me out of the room was the only way. the_bc_1234 10 hr. ago Not saying get chickens just find him a new outlet Scaryassmanbear 6 hr. ago No, it has to be chickens.

end id.]

[myrows]

⚠️TW: death⚠️

No, no I’m not okay.

“Sirius couldn't let go of James' body. Even though he knew they were looking for him. Even if he knew there was nothing he could do. That day the best part of him died. No, not only the best part of him, but also the best part of that messed up world. If at dawn the sun had not risen, sirius would not have blamed him. How could he?”

[afeelgoodblog]

[goddiva]

from goat house to stoat house, from the bloom to the blue 🥲 goddamn if ya girl doesn’t live for an Aabria season

[tricktster]

around when I first started dating my boyfriend i bought myself this novelty blanket that looks like a photorealistic tortilla because I am SUCH A SUCKER for novelty shit. when he saw it in person for the first time his eyes lit up, which should have been a warning sign for the indignities to come.

so he’s a first responder and his day shifts start obnoxiously early as far as I, a pampered corporate asshole, am concerned. almost invariably when he’s at my place there will be an alarm at an hour that is downright unconscionable that will make him wake up and roll out of bed to get ready and will simultaneously make me burrow under the pillows grumbling about how surely nobody actually NEEDS their lives saved this early in the morning, after which I will promptly attempt to go back to sleep

he is a clever man and he knows this is when i am most vulnerable to attack.

every single time we do this dance, he quietly dresses, packs up, goes about getting ready to leave, and then when i have juuuust fallen back asleep, he returns with the tortilla blanket. He finds it no matter where I have hidden it.

He then creeps silently up to my side of the bed and uses his superior speed, strength, and reflexes to wrap me up in it incredibly tightly while i am still dazed and sputtering, so that i cannot move my legs or arms and am reduced to humiliating halfhearted magikarp flops that do not deter him from at least attempting to kiss my forehead.

then he goes to my bedroom door, opens it, then pauses, turns around, looks at me, the soft human filling of the facsimile of an enormous burrito he has just constructed, and says in his best romantic lead voice “I’ll see you soon, beans.”

you cannot understand how devastating it is to my ego that i am beans.

[dimension20official]

DIMENSION 20: BURROW’S END Trailer

Featuring Aabria Iyengar as Game Master, Jasper William Cartwright as Thorn Vale, Erika Ishii as Ava, Brennan Lee Mulligan as Tula, Isabella Roland as Lila, Rashawn Nadine Scott as Viola, and Siobhan Thompson as Jaysohn. FAQ here: https://bit.ly/BurrowsEndFAQ

[goddiva]

the new d20 season is going to make me cry several times I can already tell 😭