Screw you reality!

Nice to meet you I'm Vanessa This is a random blog, it's a side effect of being addicted to books, tv series, movies, animes and mangas :D

[setheverman]

just got a grand piano and you know what that means

[dennys]

Hiya tumblr, it’s me, Dennywise. Would you like your pancake back?

Take it.

[24hp-deactivated20180201]

dennys i am going to drive directly to your restaurant and kill you with my bare hands

[ainaraoftime-deactivated2025020]

bus drivers who re-open their doors when they see someone running towards the stop are neutral good. any other kind of bus driver is automatically lawful evil

[thetrippytrip]

at first i thought this was some homophobic shit but then..

[president-coriolanus-snow]

So my friends getting his leg amputated today, and he’s texting me and he goes “This sucks! I’m losing all my tattoos.”

I’m like “That’s what you’re worried about? What about your leg?”

He goes “I DIDN’T PAY FOR MY LEG!!!”

[furscum]

[furscum]

this got 15 notes i have the weirdest followers

[furscum]

when this post reaches 100k notes my biological timer will hit its limit and i will die instantly 

[snoopingasusualisee]

[surreal]

2011 tumblr was a fuckig awful experience

[ctnctnctnctnctn]

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

[bbanditt]

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

[sanjista]

it is the chosen one

[greywardenlisa]

it must be the main character in the anime

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

[guardgenie]

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

[slightly-fanatic]

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

[al-the-stuff-i-like]

at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny

then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier

[azispaz-deactivated20180606]

DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU ARE THAT TULIP

[imaginesharrypotter]

Harry Potter + Breaking News

Insp. (⚡)

[wewereinfinitelywolfstar]

There is never a time that this post isn’t funny

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[magnuslightwoodbane]

all i want is mutuals that reblog my posts and talk to me and call me by my first name

[moist-von-lipwig]

you mean like your friends, jack

[magnuslightwoodbane]

my what now

[moist-von-lipwig]

the people who help you do this kind of dumb shit

[magnuslightwoodbane]

jimmy this wasn’t part of the agreement

[applejuicewerewolf]

Top 10 anime betrayals

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[catie-does-things]

the star wars prequels are a classical tragedy

[turnpikeghosts]

so when i was at camp we had a dress up superhero day and so i dressed up as black widow but like super cheaply (cheap wig, black leggings, black jacket) so it takes most ppl a second to figure out what i’m going for anyway i ran into a little girl who loved my costume and after a brief conversation it transpired it was because she was under the impression that i was ariel. i was like oh cool yeah that makes sense, how did you guess? expecting her to be like “the hair!” and she gave me this ‘duh’ look and said “it’s her costume from the avengers” because she’s under the impression that the little mermaid is also the black widow and i love her and the world she must live in

[turnpikeghosts]

#you could say you want to be… part of her world

oh my god

[onlytwitterpics]

[naturallyugly-deactivated201707]

this is what the rise of pedophile culture looks like–little girls are being indoctrinated into beauty rituals at earlier and earlier ages to feed the misogynistic pedophilic male gaze.

this is what the intersection of capitalism and misogyny looks like–fashion and beauty products are being marketed to females no matter their age as long as is generates profit and feeds the male gaze.

this is what porn culture looks like–due in part to the widespread availability of porn, females are considered sexual objects before they are considered human beings and so no matter what, a female must always be sexually available and presentable to men.

[larpsandtherealgirl]

^Exactly. Please, when you see young girls who look like this, remember not to blame the literal children for their own oppression. They’re just trying to “fit in” and be accepted by their peers. Blame the fucking adults who sell them this image and profit from it.

[amurderofkittens]

Thank you for explaining what bothered me about children looking like that. I could never quite put my finger on it.

[coromoor]

I wonder who’ll get a bio in the next volume 🤔 can’t even think of who it could be

[coromoor]

imagine; every version of kaneki gets their own bio 

[coromoor]

OEK Likes: Touka-chan, Touka-chan, Touka-chan Dislikes: Having too many names, condoms

Kuroneki Likes: Spending time with Hide, Takatsuki Sen Books, Touka-chan Dislikes: First dates, eating

Shironeki Likes: Chairs, black nail polish, Touka-chan Dislikes: Bugs, loud bastards (Black Reaper)

Haise Likes: His “Children”, His “Parents”, cooking, Kirishima-san Dislikes: Arguments, pants without pinstripes

Black Reaper Likes: Kicking furniture, swearing, Touka-chan Dislikes: Rubber ducks, brats (Shironeki)

Chibishiro Likes: Cordyceps, dying in style, Touka-chan Dislikes: Haise

Chibikuro Likes: Father’s books, Touka-chan Dislikes: Loneliness

240-chan Likes: ARRRGGHHH, ARGH ARGHHH Dislikes: AARRRRGH, ARRRGHH AH AGGHHH

[world-of-cats]

[batcoins]

It’s pumpkin season guise.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

FEED THE PUMPKINS