Welcome To Ruin

They/them -You might know me as - Niks/Nick/Alex/Varian/Ian/Vars, probably others who knows - mid 20s

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Technically true.

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He got the job.

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He takes his job seriously.

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Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comic (click here)! 

Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎

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The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…

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Wolf Hunter goes to the village markets.

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Wolf Hunter and his conga line of sheep.

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Wolf Hunter was looking for them for a while.

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Not a werewolf.

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The disappearance. 🐑

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The worst snowman.

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As you know, counting sheeps is perfect for sleep. Sheeps take that job very seriously. But some are still learning. It’s fine, I don’t think Wolf Hunter minds. 🐑🐑🐑

Watch with VERY CUTE AUDIO here!:

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

this makes me less sad every time I see it no matter how sad the rest of the world is making me

[secretgarden]

[charlesoberonn]

[tuxankhamun]

I'm sorry for doing that bank heist, your honour. It's just that, like, once you get to be around 30, it just seems to become impossible to get all your buddies together for some fun times, and sometimes you just get wrapped up in the magic of spending time with friends, and, well, one thing leads to another.

[iwillbringyouruin]

maybe I want to find out what it means to be loved by death, actually

[willgrahamscock]

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow

[matchadolly]

stop playing it cool, just be passionate and intense and insane and whoever sticks around is meant for you

[godforsakenprospero]

Mom at the concert yesterday who saw my trans pins and immediately beelined to chat with me was so cute.

Told me how she got her kid a floor seat but she is sitting up in the nosebleeds because they can’t really afford concert and top surgery but both were too important to the kid to give up on so the parents are figuring it out.

Gave me a cute kandi bracelet too. I was so good and didn’t cry at all but I wanted to.

[bagelbarr0n]

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning

[nineherbscharm]

is there anything funnier than somebody who has a tumblr account trying to seem like theyre above fandom

[bisexual-cyborg]

via @coniello

[lesmiserabelles]

i love that the past years of beggars at the feast line changes have created a narrative starting with 'thenardier is homophobic' to 'thenardier has given it some thought, realised some things about himself and is now bicurious' to the current 'thenardier has finally given gay sex a go'. and the thing is that literally nobody asked for this to happen

[lesmiserabelles]

speaking of things that literally nobody asked for... i do think the best way to experience this journey is to hear it for yourself. so, presenting, the evolution of bisexual icon thenardier:

1. the classic

as a reminder, here is the line as it originally stood. this is from the live recording of the all-star staged concert, where it was still in place:

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transcript: here comes a prince / there goes a jew / this one's a queer / but what can you do?

2. the quiche

enter the staged concert of 2021. there had clearly been a behind-the-scenes conversation that went along the lines of 'this line is problematic, we must update it for a modern audience'. and this was the baffling result:

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transcript: here comes a prince / he's nouveau riche / this one looks queer / i bet he likes quiche

3. the bicuriosity

quiche made it over to the west end revival and stuck around for a couple of years, but by mid 2023, thenardier had done some personal reflection:

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transcript: here comes a prince / there goes a jew / this one looks queer / i might try that too

4. the bicuriosity: part 2

by early 2024, thenardier is actively seeking new experiences:

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transcript: here comes a prince / there goes a lord / i'll keep him in mind / in case i get bored

5. diversity win!

which leads us to the current line in which we have a thenardier who is out and proud

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transcript: here comes a prince / mais entre nous / this one's a queer / and i've tried that too

anyway, i can't wait to see where this story takes us next! i'm holding out hope for turnchetta finally going canon

[godforsakenprospero]

And if you see the current concert tour, there’s a “I’m bi-curious” adlib right after that line

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[omtai]

Mamdani’s New York invites you to a one-night stay at the Sex Hospital

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[veryfastnighuncatchable]

Potc is crazy because it spends 90% of its time with wacky pirate shenanigans and then every so often it stops and stares you dead in the eyes and asks what it would take for you to abandon your moral philosophy and at what point the greater good outweighs the individual good and then it goes right back to wacky pirate shenanigans .5 seconds later

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[kakastravakaianapoda]

shout out to potc character Bootstrap Bill Turner because if he did not have the galaxy brain idea to hide a cursed piece of gold from a bloodthirsty, vicious, immortal pirate crew by sending it to his defenseless child, non of the movies would have taken place the way they did.

Literally father of all time no further notes no further comments

[beemovieerotica]

[bean-pronounced-bawn]

I can't find the post but there's this one post that's like "aging is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying not to age"

That but with weight.

Getting or being fat is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying to not be fat.