Just a mere "god"

Splatoon | BNHA | RPG maker games Call me Maki or Kee for short. My art scatters here and there. I don't really know why you'd be here but well, thanks I guess. Enjoy your stay.

[erarg]

longcat is probably dead :(

[kremlin]

WRONG

[notcuddles]

Awww, long cat’s owner got married.

[nb-tomfool]

this is a good post

[djo-time]

“When you say “Looooong”, I think of my cat. Around 15 years ago, someone made me lots of collages of my cat. The cat is still alive and she is the longest living cat in our family!”

“Now she is 17 years old. She does not climb to high places anymore, but she is relaxing and living her life.”

“It’s not something recent. This is the photo that we took when we made her Figure”

[princesstigerbelle]

WHOLESOME UPDATE

[no698-deactivated20241214]

This is a photo taken a day ago (July 31st, 2020) so she’s still alive and well

[percyhoneybee]

THERE MUST BE A PARAGRAPH BREAK EVERY TIME A NEW CHARACTER SPEAKS

THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL

NO ONE WANTS TO READ ONE BIG BLOCK OF TEXT JESUS CHRIST

[bloated-butch]

REMEMBER TIP TOP OK:

Make a paragraph every time that any of these things change!

Ti me

P lace

To pic

P erson

[writeworld-blog]

[smallbookthings]

reblogging again because this is IMPORTANT

[khaleesiofthewolves]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT, PEOPLE! REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER’S LIFE!

[gabibluedragon-deactivated20180]

Yes, very important.

[moved-to-moothebloo-deactivated]

👏👏 LISTEN UP FANFIC WRITERS

[thelorelord]

I learned this the hard way if you didn’t do this at first don’t feel bad. I had to be told to do this.

[fangirltothefullest]

Also if you’ve ever read fantasy books you might notice they will have LONG and drawn out talking sequences, especially if a character is telling a story! IF THIS HAPPENS…. “You leave the first quotations and talk until a new time, place or topic changes. “Then you’ll notice above I left the end of the paragraph without an end quotation! You can do this so long as you always put the first quotation on the next paragraph and don’t put the end quotation until you’re done with the story. “This way when you end the story that the character was speaking, all you have to do is put the end quotation and the readers will know that only now the story ended and you won’t have an enormous block of text.”

[rainrebel-moved04012021]

the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

[the-malevolent-platypus]

“Perry is strictly professional and also a platypus”

I love the fact that “professional” is the first reason and “platypus” is the second, because this is extremely plausible for Perry.

“Yeah no I can’t fuck I’m on duty”.

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

Did you know that…?

1.Doofenshmirtz isn’t evil anymore,allowing Perry to date him

2.Romance betweet animal/human isn’t frowned upon in the Dwampyverse

we even got humans falling in love with inanimate objects, albeit played for laughs

[micaxiii]

one of Doofenshmirtz’ dates ditched him for a whale

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

we are talking about a universe where this is canon

for god’s sake

[rainrebel-moved04012021]

Look, I’m not that knowledgeable about Phineas and Ferb lore (although I’m very glad that my post resonated with the Gay Scientists Dating Tired Platypuses fandom) but what, pray tell, the fuck is going on? am i having a stroke? im willing to accept the teacher falling in love with her desk because language teachers just are like that but is this nerd about to bang an ice cone?? hello?????

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

It’s the ice cream machine,and her name is Carla

[darkwingsnark]

Let us also pop bottles for the time Doofenshmirtz had to help his ex-thwarty call’s current nemesis become desirable for punching again. 

[writtenletterstotheworld]

I thought Perry was with the Panda?

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

That’s a funny history actually.Peter the Panda is also dating his respective nemesis,he even got to met his parents

‘‘our boy is all grown up’‘ ‘‘why is he a panda bear’‘

had me crying

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

I think there was a scene where Peter and Perry were having dinner together at a fancy restaurant. But that was before Doofenshmirtz stopped being evil.

[journal-three]

what the fuck is going on in Phineas and Ferb

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

@deenalloh you have to watch milo murphy’s law season 2 to know what’s going on with Doofenshmirtz life.He stopped being evil to commit to his future self: ‘’Professor Time’’ inventor of time-travel and a public figure.

and he is trying to be a good guy now

also there’s 2 more time lines where he ends up good

1.Science teacher

2. O.W.C.A agent (The OWCA Files)

this universe is big and vast and doesn’t end at Phineas and Ferb

[whatamidoingqueer]

Okay but saying that just because some people in that universe are in love with animals/inanimate objects doesn’t mean it’s normal.

I mean, in our universe, someone wanted to marry the Eiffel Tower.

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

yeah..but you see..there’s this wonderful thing in cartoons that real life doesn’t have and its animals being actual sentient/anthropomorphic. So,you can’t compare our life with a cartoon ship in this case

[looney-mooney]

Also Perry is arguably one of the smartest characters on both shows when it comes to deductive reasoning, common sense, and social intelligence. He could tell just by looking at a room exactly what happened there a few hours ago. He can problem-solve on the fly, and does so very often. He has basic engineering skills (or at least, “basic” for this universe, which is kinda masterful for our universe), and can communicate complex thoughts to others despite being physically incapable of speaking English (he even knows ASL!) To claim that Perry the Platypus is incapable of providing consent simply because he isn’t human is a disservice to his character. And honestly, if we’re going by the anthropological definition of “human” (bipedal, opposable thumbs, ability to communicate complex thought), then he is by all means “human.” He’s just… A Human Platypus. …?

[rainrebel-moved04012021]

What the fuck became of my post

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

[romansleftshoulderpad]

Also Doof is legally an Ocelot

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

Logan that only raises more questions on an already strange post

[romansleftshoulderpad]

It’s canon. In the OWCA Files. Him legally being an ocelot is what allows him to be an agent.

[hoardofhyperfixations]

What the FUCK

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de]

Yeah, in one part of his long, tragic backstory, he was abandon and raised by ocelots

[ironwoman359]

I was wondering when someone was gonna bring up the ocelot thing

[vivaciousarcanist]

[sepialunaris]

@looney-mooney I agree with this vit there’s one thing, even if Perry has amazing deductive reasoning he has to at least fall to one trap. That’s just the law of nature.

[looney-mooney]

@oceanic-panic-panic bold of you to assume that Perry doesn’t let himself get trapped on purpose at least 2/3 of the time. Perry always escapes the traps. And he always waits for Doofenshmirtz to finish monologuing before escaping from them. It’s part of their routine, something they both expect: Perry bursts in, gets trapped, patiently listens to doof’s rant of the day, escapes the trap, fights his nemesis, and blows up the Inator. Whenever this routine is broken, they work to maintain it anyway - I can think of at least like 3 instances where Perry purposefully, politely traps himself, and several more where Doofenshmirtz gets impatient and sets Perry free from the trap himself so they can fight.

Perry getting trapped isn’t a sign of some intellectual folley - it’s a sign of his incredible problem-solving skills that he can escape them so easily, and a sign of his social intelligence that he knows to politely wait until his nemesis is ready to stop venting and start fighting.

But why does Perry need to be trapped for his nemesis to vent? Easy. Doofenshmirtz is a victim of severe child abuse, and needs to feel as though he’s somewhat in control of the situation before allowing himself to be vulnerable. Perry being trapped makes him feel safe, and Perry catches on to this. It’s an intricate social dance that none of his coworkers have mastered, the ability to communicate with and accomidate for a villain with special needs. And though it takes the whole summer, they eventually don’t even need the traps, because Perry makes Heinz feel safe.

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

[squidpix6]

I mean, back on the Peter the Panda line, being a nemesis was always supposed to be analogous to being in a relationship anyway. I think of this way more as an “arranged relationship turns to true love” story than an “enemies to lovers” one.

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

‘’You probably look at Perry the Platypus and me and think it’s a match made in heaven. But it wasn’t always this way. Back in the day, O.W.C.A. assigned agents willy-nilly, with no regard for personality conflicts or basic compatibility issues … like a bad blind date!

Why, when I first met Perry the Platypus, I didn’t even know what kind of an animal he was. Who’s ever heard of a teal platypus?! And I gotta tell you, he got on my last nerve … always staring at me, judging me. You know how he is.

Well, I was ready to call it quits. I even called Major Monogram to see if I could get another nemesis assigned. Something a little less semiaquatic. But thank goodness, Francis said to give it a little more time to see if things could work themselves out. And you know what? They did!

Now I wouldn’t trade my nemesis for anyone in the world. Oh, sure, he still infuriates me and I try to eliminate him on a daily basis, but that’s just what I do.

So, if your first encounter with your mortal foe isn’t perfect, don’t despair! It gets better … usually.’’

I’d say both are correct

[trifoliate-undergrowth]

Me knowing almost nothing about Phineas and Ferb but reading this entire post anyway 

[irredeemable-stew-deactivated20]

man i fucking love this long ass post about why doofenshmirtz should be able to date perry the platypus.

[kingsketchdoodle]

I forgot the theme of this post so many times until it was brought back up 😅

[godlikemaki]

Let's get to work!

[hideunderthe-bed]

It's the last month of 2019 so I'm gonna say it: what the fuck was that

[drawingden]

MALE HEAD LIGHT REFERENCE TOOL by William Nguyen

Click here to use the interactive reference!

I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

[pokemonblack2white2nintndods2k12]

this is what you guys get for naming ships in your show in such a stupid way

[diedforeverlol]

same energy

[menstits]

holy trinity

[olderboy-aesthethic]

[howdyflowey]

fangamer just released new merch and

undertale fans PLEASE look at the stitch book preview it has character dialogue and i’m literally smiling so hard rn it is happiness in text form

[howdyflowey]

there are so many gems i can not stress this enough PLEASE look at this book preview and buy it if u have the money. support undertale

[therealraewest]

I continue to love undertale with my whole heart

[incorrectdeltarunequotes]

I will defend this game till the day I die

[catgifcentral]

Hmc while i watch this ball coming toward me

[securipun]

D:

[catalinagatita-deactivated20240]

He was so focused that he forgot about himself. 😑

[ripndipcl]

[powerburial]

[sunshinesalmon]

end my suffewing

[blushandbourbon]

Sometimes you fall off the wagon for months. Sometimes you tell yourself you’re gonna start fresh on Monday and by Wednesday you’ve already fallen back off. Sometimes you have to restart a 100 times and it’s frustrating. But it will be okay. You can do this. One day at a time

[rosecrystal]

its true that crying wont solve things but we dont cry to solve. we cry to release

[aphony-cree]

Taking the lid off a pot that’s boiling too much wont solve the problem of the heat being too high, but it will release the pressure so you’ll have time to get the heat under control before everything inside the pot explodes 

[itsagifnotagif]

Snapcats

[i-tried-and-i-lost]

*Snapchats

[itsagifnotagif]

that really went over your head huh

[godlikemaki]

My squidsona!

[anonymousalchemist]

job interviews: did you mean, advanced lying

[anonymousalchemist]

small talk: did you mean, normal lying

[anonymousalchemist]

the concept of the self: did you mean, secret lying

[copperbadge]

Don’t call me out like this.

[digitaldiscipline]

a to-do list: did you mean, aspirational lying

[copperbadge]

WHAT DID I JUST SAY