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winged-void

if you've never fantasized about killing your father than I just don't really know how to talk to you I guess

For 15 each these bitches better cure my depression

#sonny angel

official-lucifers-child

every time i think, i take 10 damage

biglawbear

And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

fallingtowers

imaginativefanatic

Psych answers the question of "what if we took sherlock holmes and gave him adhd instead of autism" and i think thats beautiful

nigeriancoochie

woke up a coochie eater again

thabootyscholar

incandescent-creativity

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

incandescent-creativity

blupoh

writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

valtsv

i think the hottest look you can give someone after they commit acts of unspeakable violence is approval. like don’t get me wrong if there’s lust there too that’s great, but staring at someone with gore dripping down their chin and coating their hands to the wrists with undisguised appraisal and admiration. maybe giving them a little nod as if to say ‘well done’. THAT’S what says “yeah we’re gonna fuck nasty later”.

valtsv

“i could fix him” well i could pat him on the head and tell him he’s a good boy

hauntology

feathery-dreamer

you come back here and say this to the entire class

that-house

I said conjoined twins giving birth to the bone hydra

somecutething

Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

(via Ant.Giovanni)

luidilovins

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.