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shout out to potc character Bootstrap Bill Turner because if he did not have the galaxy brain idea to hide a cursed piece of gold from a bloodthirsty, vicious, immortal pirate crew by sending it to his defenseless child, non of the movies would have taken place the way they did.

Literally father of all time no further notes no further comments

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Scandinavians when outdoor string lights were invented

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Scandinavian trees from October to March:

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Before this we would mostly just set things on fire to keep our spirits up

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Scandinavians before outdoor string lights were invented:

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vampire horse

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4chan memorial post. rest in hell

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Rating: cute

We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.

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Day 3581 - 20 December 2023

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#miku

fresh2definitely

theoldness

bitch…omg

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omfg

elpiso

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

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this is a carwash for people

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I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

hollisofficial

ocfos

You fucker

westcountryadventure

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

the-dwemereths-numidium

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

finding-luciano

readableporn

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

markv5

Добытчик

setheverman

wwisuggestions

kill a man in a shell hole and spent 48 hours trapped with his corpse

liesonthefloordramatically

Hot take: people who argue that saying “mood,” “same,” “F,” “oh worm?” etc. add nothing to a conversation don’t realize that they function the same way as aizuchi, i.e. signalling that you’re still paying attention to what the speaker is saying, which is harder to do when you can’t see the other person. In this essay, I will

ratguzzler-deactivated20181213

i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

ratguzzler-deactivated20181213

my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable

ratguzzler-deactivated20181213

people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine

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so imagine Star Wars comes out now, everybody’s obviously drawing their fanon interpretation of Vader as hot brooding anime men so they can ship him with whomever of luke/leia/han they find personally most attractive. Empire comes around, darth is luke’s ****** (message me for spoilers!), everyone purges their Luke/Vader art and starts drawing him as a hot dad, slicked back salt-n-pepper hair and a chiseled jaw and shit

then Jedi comes out and

powerfulwizard

I was at a party last night and this weird nerd guy was screaming and punching the wall whenever he missed at beer pong and I cornered him later and I was like “Hey, can I give you some constructive criticism?” And he was like “Uhh ok.” And I was like “People would like you a lot more if you weren’t going around screaming and punching walls like a fucking creep.” And he got really scared and asked “Are you going to kill me?” And I literally dont understand how he got that from what I said. I think I’m scarier than I realize.