Mountain cats will come to drag away your bones

Charlie, 32, postmodern trickster god

[gr8writingtips]

i know it's not everyone's cup of tea, but i am now also on threads if you did want to follow me on there. i'm also on bluesky. @gr8writingtips on everything 📎

[anphivenas]

i need to get into cars

[dontsaythatillcry]

they have doors which help with this

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

Car door - Wikipedia

[oneterabyteofkilobyteage]

original url http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Station/2921/

archived on 2009-04-28 09:59:42

[shittierpost]

Being obsessed with a piece of media that is so mainstream that it has become ingrained in modern culture is embarrassing as hell. You perk up like "omg they're talking about my blorbo, I wonder if they're in the fandom" and it's literally just a reference to Gandalf the Grey, the most famous wizard of our time

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[figglypuff]

[necrolentil]

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

[improper-integral]

[gr8writingtips]

what’s the story behind gofuckyourselfwithyouratombomb? (i’m not sure if i missed something on you blog)

oh that's just charlie he submits tips from time to time

[gofuckyourselfwithyouratombomb]

Proud to be the local cryptid for a famous writing tips parody blog

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have to dress in this style for the rest of your life!

(you do not have to follow the beliefs associated with the style if that style has associated beliefs. The wheel curse does not affect anything like that.)

Do you like it?

yes!!

it's okay I guess

no

NO.

I dress like this already

results/other/unsure

Voting ended onAug 6

[tjwock]

This has never happened before and I’m genuinely uncertain if everyone has been Emperors New Clothesified or if I have experienced the worlds weirdest glitch.

[goodgirlcoded]

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

[torchickentacos]

"I asked ChatGPT-" okay well I asked one of the skyrim innkeepers, and she told me to slay the dragon at Autumnwatch Tower and then she glitched through the floor and I had to reload a save

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #4238:

don't mention the names of real-life countries if you're writing a sci-fi novel. it is forbidden

[blue-cat-shitposts]

The Hadestown Grindset™

[segamascott]

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[byjove]

suspicious…