It should stay in my head... @gogogoeties - Tumblr Blog

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Metatron (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Good Omens Season 2, Who needs heart anyway?, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Hope, One heartbroken demon, one heartbroken angel, Missing Scene, Betaed, Yes beta Summary:

Wrong words. Misstep in their dance. Crowley was thrown and limping ever since he felt the unresponsive lips beneath his own. Bound to step on some toes when instead of the steady paces of their waltz they fell into a slashing Capoeira. When did their cheek-to-cheek become toe-to-toe?

#good omens #good omens season 2 #spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #godofwarwrites #fanfiction

whentheynameyoujoy

The Original Sparrabeth Shipper

Also:

#sparrabeth #pirates of caribbean #I'd have loved them together #it's a ship that would either sail #or blow up like a keg of powder #either way it would be more entertaining then watching Will and Lizzie kiss #because bleh

riblet1-blog

catptain-whiskers-deactivated20

This is so hysterical on so many levels, I love it..

thatgirlwithadhd

This is Scrat the Ice Age squirrel in human form

kingjinxii

there is no way to predict how this video will go

im-living-in-the-walls

I have been reduced to tears

#giggleworthy

pherntinantos-deactivated202207

marauderskeeper

“A Valentine’s cream pie, from 1959”

“Mhmm”

“Now I can't think of anything better for valentine's day than a good old-fashioned cream pie!”

“We're going to want a nine inch. I know I do too.”

“If you've got one, don't just force it in. Be gentle.”

“This finished a bit early. Happens to the best of us.”

“If your hand gets tired, just keep going. I'm single so I'm used to it.”

“Next, a cup of cream, whipped! Some people are into that.”

“Now we get to top, that's always fun!”

“Mm! I like that! I like that, very sweet but I like it!”

#giggleworthy #innuendo

focusonpushing

Tia Dalma says that Jack Sparrow does not know what he wants but then when everyone was trying to guess what vexes all men he comes right out with it “a woman.”

Because he knows. He know it’s a woman that he wants.

#wow look at me getting emotional about #pirates of caribbean #in 2022 #sparrabeth

squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250

Tiktok has surpassed tumblr LMAO

#abortion laws #but also #giggleworthy

vilmublue

Baymax in the new Baymax! show buying pads for a girl who got her first period and getting help from people, including a trans man.

Some people are really mad about this, when he is literally a health care robot interested in people's physical and emotional needs.

#this is soft

hamletthedane

My very sweet and VERY Catholic coworker: this new abortion law… they’re saying God doesn’t believe in killing the innocent babe to save the wicked mother…. Well I have some news for them about what he did to his own son.

Me: oh my god.

Her: honey. Exactly.

the-only-useful-lesbian

Again

How dare you leave this in the tags

fjk-pic

マントリング

larygosomens

Mantling: It is a common position for raptors to put their wings and tail feathers to the ground and hunch their back or “Mantle,” to protect their prey from others.

#crowley #aziraphale

crazy-brazilian

#I...don't know why it happened #but I support you #strange art person

penandinkprincess

okay but the fact that geralt (at least non-twn) does a rivian accent apparently fucking KILLS ME because of two possibilities:

1. theatre nerd jaskier calling him on it fucking IMMEDIATELY bc it’s just. it’s bad. it’s so fucking bad. everyone’s just been too afraid to tell geralt.

2. the accent is FLAWLESS, and geralt just drops it YEARS into knowing jaskier, who is then just >:O heY GERALT. WHAT IN THE FUCK. SIT DOWN. NO. SIT THE FUCK DOWN. EXPLAIN. EXPLAIN YOURSELF RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

#I think in canon he is perfectly awful at it #but don't quote me on that #I love the potential that he is perfect at faking the accent #like nobody from that region would be able to tell the difference #and then he drops it #and Jaskier be like 'wtf is that language? Geralt? Geralt?!'#and it's absurd word salad brought to you by pushing little kids from different regions #with teachers who probably swear in ten different languages and replace words willy-nilly #all cooked up in Kaer Morhen - so technically It should be Kaedwen #but who kows?#not the witchers #they just trick you into thinking they came from fancy places #so they can have cool names #geralt of Rivia #geralt #jaskier

penandinkprincess

okay but jaskier who wants to help with geralt’s potions finding it fucking INFURIATING to hear instructions, bc after so many years, geralt just knows how much of each thing goes in and no, geralt, “until it’s enough” is NOT a fucking measurement

#this is golden #geralt x jaskier #geralt #jaskier #geraskier #potions

girlbohun-deactivated20220907

people who dont live in eastern europe (like rly eastern, im talking east slavic/baltic countries) are really annoying with their posts huh. "im tired of living through historical events" WHAT exactly are you living through, josh, 18, from illinois?? what?