RiverRoach

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[erotski-deactivated20190316]

oh looks its i hate myself o’clock

[thebootydiaries]

me: i hate

someone: you hate what?

me: i HATE

[nivola]

siquia:

I’m just gonna leave this here while I feels in a corner.

[space-sword]

Why!?

[eatmypan]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Man this was a punch to my heart

[zervuska-haidis]

[staraptor]

life… is an egg

[kavvka-deactivated20171211]

explain

[staraptor]

has chickens in it sometimes

[straightboyfriend]

[notmytmblr]

[guy]

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

[onlytwitterpics]

[princesstigerbelle]

If cats knew what sin was they wouldn’t even care

[blackpyrefly]

I don’t care either fuck trigonometry

[sokkable]

Firelord zuko alluding to the stuff he did in the past is the funniest thing to me. like that scene in legend of korra where he's like 'oh yeah i hired a guy who can make explosions to kill the avatar once. Didn't work'. I imagine he would be in a meeting with the north pole or something and causally be like 'oh yeah you should probably close up those turtle tunnels its a security hazard.' and their like 'psh no one could get though those they'd die.' and zuko just.. slowly sips his tea.

someone PLS draw this

[kesselins]

@sokkable​ i couldnt resist - sorry for the handwriting… 

[sokkable]

YES I LOVE THIS MASTERPIECE TYSM

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[dunkstein]

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

[dunkstein]

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

[theotheristhedoctor]

That was a near-religious experience 

[outburstsoftheordinary]

I made a gif of it for those of you who cant watch the video in your country. Or if you know you just want to stare at it mesmerized like me

[grumpybearbutch]

me*suddenly is very very sad* me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[100493503004422]

*wakes up in my own bed on a regular day* what? is this hell? am I in hell?

[foxnewsanchor]

why are cool socks not a bigger part of society. why doesn't everyone have cool socks with designs on them. why do we confine ourselves to white socked hell

[avatarparallels]

Sokka’s Priorities.