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Reblog daily for health and prosperity
hear me out…
“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen
Me when someone wastes their time posting an essay on why they hate a ship under that ship's tag:
and if i reread the holy trinity (captive prince, dark rise, and all for the game) b2b to defeat this slump . then what
Elon. Musk. Is. A. Nazi. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
lol i went to delete a twitter account for reasons (i ran a satire account of my university’s president) and it wouldn’t let me.
EXCELLENT idea give me a moment
wow i can’t believe that worked
[Image ID: the first image is a screenshot of a tag that says #turn it into a musk parody account and get it banned
The second image is a screenshot of the now-suspended account. /end ID]
for reference: the time between “turn into musk parody account” and “suspended” was 8 minutes
We’ll never die
Hate that this post keeps becoming true again and again
This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible
Are you KINDING ME????? GIVE ME THE NEXT ONE NOOOOWWW!!!!
"Sarcean. I remember everything."
BITCH YOU CANT END IT LIKE THAT!
the difference between tumblr and twitter is that pretty much everyone on tumblr needs some kind of compassionate intervention in their lives, but at a low background level. Twitter has 99% normies succumbing to internet brainrot and 1% just the most outlandish personalities you’ve ever seen.
your average tumblr personality is a shaking dog in a Sarah McLachlan appeal, with enough time and care they can be rehabilitated and placed in a loving home. your average big-time twitter account should be sent to a prison colony on the moon
how quickly we forget our past on this site…
Friend I was here for the bone stealing witch. Even as the sun and moon hid their eyes and averted their gaze I saw the witch walk without fear of the laws of God nor man and steal those bones and sell them on etsy. The amputated toe. The breast milk jewelry. A man who against any law of heaven desires to own another human as a pet reblogged my star wars discourse posts. You want to talk about racefaking cannibal mermaids?? Bah! How many kickstarter scams for cartoons that sounded unbearably twee have come and gone? How many stars risen and fallen? I remember when this site had a sizable userbase of meth enthusiast who just posted aesthic shots of their stash and rigs. Where are those crank aficionados now? Gone like so many others. And yet I remain!
And when I tell you that twitter is worse than any of that you should heed my words!!
#DO NOT CITE THE DEEP MAGIC TO ME WITCH#I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN
Tumblr is a former battlefield that’s now turned into a haunted moor. Twitter is an active war zone.
trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog
Vance trips down a comically long staircase and dies shortly after, bonus charm
Collection
its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops
The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already
i want you on my team holy shit
I swear that expected publication date 1st of January 2025 wasn't there before.........please be real I really can't do this anymore
Where did you see that it was coming out on the 1st?
Here, have your star