im on it boss

20+ | she/her | norway

[binary-bird]

"You didn't miss me, then?" "...The bonfire of your corpse does bring warmth to these halls."

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

[cogslys]

she is red for an AMAZING reason

[resident-idiot-simp]

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]

[mwahbabe]

[parasocialites]

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

[onetine]

[freakyolivelady]

you've met me at a very eye emoji time in my life 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[sycamorality]

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

[laterkiss]

my body craves information

[strawbikat]

[shitpostingkats]

I understand the fanon appeal of "All the resident evil protags hang out in between games!" but let's take a minute and consider what a funny dynamic "coworker who I only see when the world is about to end" really is.

[ccattnipp]

Act like a ’90s anime villain power couple.

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[anxietyproblem]

[paksthestoic]

I love the “captain’s log” mechanism in Star Trek as a method for time skips and exposition.

I am, however, devastated that we never got an episode where any captain’s voiceover is strained and slow. very precise about the events they’re describing. While the screen itself is showing the most batshit insane events and making it clear that the captain is trying VERY HARD to keep everyone involved out of a court martial.