caleb

[shesnake]

Keira Knightley in Colette (2018) dir. Wash Westmoreland

[benafflecks]

She wants to get inside of me. I can feel her.

Suspiria (Luca Guadagnino, 2018)

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

imagine trying out a super risky outfit ur not sure is gonna land well and on your way to the party you fall into a bog and become a bog body and in like 3,000 years they pull you out in like a pink mesh bathing suit with an applique that says “barbie girl” on the front tucked in as a body suit to a pair of track shorts that say “your card was declined” on the ass and a pair of elevated 90s gel sandals with a hitclips clipped to the strap with one cartridge (60 seconds of an nsync song) and they reconstruct you in a museum and tell the public that’s how people dressed

[leit-e]

[hipp-pie]

Same height party

[orchidvioletindigo]

what

[hellotailor]

omfg

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

imagine walking in and being taller than the standard height and everyone groans because they have to change into taller shoes

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[s0uthcentral-deactivated2016112]

please stop letting people tell you weed isn’t bad for you. tupac and biggie both smoked weed and died before the age of 30. meanwhile, dmx and bobby brown both smoked cracked and are still alive. don’t be dumb. make that switch.

[icanseethecolors]

It’s called fashion, look it up.

They/them

[sadboyneedmeds]

the best two minutes of untucked ever filmed

[snorlaxatives]

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

[afon-afanc]

in america is everyone ignorant

[snorlaxatives]

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

[goku-b]

3 weeks. Also, it got cold all of a sudden.

[muyintedezante]

[bussy-pop]

Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity

[notlostonanadventure]

This is exactly what the 90s would have been like with today’s internet

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

thor: ragnarok

[goku-b]

1 week old beard

[passthecavasier]

The Pacific Northwest is fucking Perfect

[bad-intentixns]

Holy shit

[goku-b]

abundance

[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen vintage paperback classics by Edgar Allan Poe, J.D. Salinger, Aldous Huxley, Nevil Shute, Shakespeare, and others! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on May 20, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

[cooperhoward]

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

i’m the same age as twerking and bromance guys

[team-ginger-himbos]

‘Internet service provider’….how fucking old am I???!!

[srnear]

cisgender and neurotypical, huh. then there’s mp3, universal serial bus (USB), and cyber cafe. and… shojo!

[staticblitz-moved]

I’m the same age as genderqueer! That’s awesome

[goku-b]

I am the year of VAPE

[la-villaneve]

Are you high?