kally

i forget i have a tumblr :) im @samandcolby-incorrectquotes & @sandersodes-incorrectquotes

[aliendans-blog]

just some phil icons i did

please credit if using!

[day6theworld]

here you go, kids; a philly icon set of three because he looked like a whole meal in that jacket and we all know it

and you can use them if you like them; no creds needed 💕

[telepathicteacup]

♡ Teenage Reddie Aesthetics! ♡

Anyone wanna roleplay this? DM me! ♡

[astraldemise]

my attempts at drawing frogs

[astraldemise]

you guys just see something vaguely froglike and hit reblog huh

[drillbaby]

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

[spiduhgirl]

It’s called the Murder Strut.

[elegantmess100]

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

[b3gayd0crim3]

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

[linkedsoul]

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.

It works wonders.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.

If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.

[chasing-asterion]

[seperis]

Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.

Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.

Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.

[taraljc]

I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

[imbasicallyshakespear-deactivat]

Oh hell yes I’m doing this

[haysgrove]

Virgil hugging one of the dark sides and the dark side being ver confused. Then everyone else joins..:3

Yknow i always felt like a Virgil and Remus hug would be a whole new level or rare and sad

[sign-from-god-complex]

ohhhhh my goodness, that expression??? holy shit, this is really good

[cupids-poison-blog]

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

[godwrensatan]

*likes* *reads it* *vigorously unlikes and reblogs*

[confused-and-all-bi-myself-deac]

*unliked and reblogged angrily*

[bronypodge-deactivated20181119]

look at all this green

makes this trans boy so happy

[chaotic-bastard-demon]

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

[juxtafruition]

i AM a real man

[hermitcreature]

Goddamn it I was tricked into liking!!!! The like has been removed!!! I apologize!!!

Also… This shouldn’t even be discourse. Men are men. Period. You can’t just pick and choose which men get to be men, that isn’t how this works. You can’t just say someone isn’t manly enough to be a man that isn’t how this works. No.

[officialtonystarkprotectionsqua]

ACCIDENTALLY LIKED, BUT I REMOVED IT! REBLOOOGGGGG

[less-than-wholesome-shipper]

100% a REAL man

[poptartsaysthatyouareloved-deac]

Always reblog

[kabaks]

sometimes i think about gay people who lived centuries ago who thought they were all alone who imagined a world where they could live openly as themselves who met in secret spoke in code defied everything and everyone just to exist and i’m like..i gotta sit down. whew i gotta sit down

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

this is why this sappho fragment hits me so hard

[doomedvoyages]

[more-incorect-quotes]

(during charades)

Roman: you CANT ACT at all!

Logan: maybe if you could GUESS the words we wouldn’t LOSE all the fucking time! I’m taking the ring OFF

Roman: oh so now the BOTTOM has something to say?

Patton: wait you’re engaged??

Virgil: he BOTTOMS???

Deceit: YOU’RE TOGETHER?????

[blus0x]

[sandersstudies]

Sent this to my entire family at 7am today

[sakurakimi-deactivated20200111]

ALEX HIRSCH PLEASE

[rubykgrant]

MOM WHY ARE PHINEAS AND FERB SHAPED LIKE THAT

[welcometoaurorashell]

WHEEZE

[powerpuff-save-the-day]

Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise

[loosescrewslefty]

Anyone who tries to convince you otherwise obviously wasn’t watching the same show.

[wessasaurus-rex]

reasons why i love this show so much 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I love that the most tiny feminine delicate sweetheart of the three does the traditionaly masculine chores. Kinda makes me wanna see a teen Bubbles change a tire in a pretty dress and hair bow.

[anthropologyofwater-deactivated]

from now on i’m only referring to people by their last name so we can have an emotionally charged moment months later when i finally use their first name 

[nebulaniggatry]

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

Wait really we can just use those

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

butch and femme are just wlw terms. i dont see anything in that that says "lesbians only" theyre for bi and pan girls too.

[arcalranem]

does that mean bi men can use the terms Twink and Bear?

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

i mean, hell yea

[whitepeopletwitter]

[imjustsoscaredallthetime]

[wtfteaching]

This absolutely works and provides you free amusement

This absolutely works and provides you free amusement

[ohgreat-what-now]

My coworker was a racist and a sexist. I asked him to explain a joke about “those A-rahbz” and he told me to just take a joke. He was fired the next day after I went to HR. This shit happens at work and you have an HR? Fucking use that shit.

[golbachwebber]

nobody:

me: *gets on twitter*

my tl: ....

my groupchats: inactive

my mutuals: inactive

[vampire-rae-deactivated20210807]

This is the Moral Support Pikachu.

Reblog him and he shall aid you in your quests, wether it’s passing classes or getting out of bed, he shall assist thee.

[dying-by-fangirling-deactivated]

Pikaaaaaaaaaaa