i forget the spaghett

31 he/him // been lurking since 2012 so don't expect a response if you @ me ; old habits die hard. Background art by Jolyne Garcia

[dduane]

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

[rogue-ai-cat]

And here is the resulting image. There is at least Someone in the U.K. government who is actually doing their job, and it is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet, Larry the Cat.

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[dogpuppy]

[monstermoviedean]

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

[whunt]

bro LMFAOOOO

[emmaubler]

[frontmansdefender]

[cocainesocialist]

lilith here making the iron clad case for free public transport

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

come on man

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

he's struggling with that ink pen

[catasters]

[dragongirl-casca]

how to identitfy Those Feratu:

do this

[armengoldira]

[pettycentral]

[cosmonautroger]

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[skopostheorie]