Golden-Mew ヴォーグ

James | 25 | Gay | Biochem I'm just gonna post things I find funny, cute, interesting and pretty on here.

[dimetrodone]

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

[ozempicofficial]

[shencomix]

My Fitness Coach is a Dark Wizard [Complete]

[savedgame]

A tortious is sponsoring posts

[golden-mew]

I am saddened to announce the death of our beloved brethren @hobo-wizard. They perished in the flames of our shared family home, survived by the remaining two other members of our polycule. His will bequeathed to his parents his most treasured possession, a leather bound copy of William Shatner auto erotic asphyxiation fanfiction. This esteemed edition unfortunately perished in the fire alongside her, despite her protestations and begging to the others of her polycule to save it instead of her. Best wishes to their immediate family whom I and the rest of the polycule will be sending our hearts out to, while we yacht around the Greek islands with their remaining estate.

Peace

💱

[play-now-my-lord]

there's this new scam going around where someone puts your dick in their mouth and gobbles on it until you bust. Obviously this siphons off nutrients and moisture from your body - they walk away with 'em scot-free. Not good, and a lot of people are falling for it. Mostly it's girls doing it but they're not the only ones. Stay frosty out there

[play-now-my-lord]

They call it a "blow job" on the mean streets but I'll be the first to tell you, it's no career for an honest man

[northshorewave]

Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.

[northshorewave]

[dinosaur-unicorns]

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[steeple-sinderby-retired]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

terrible news everyone

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

perhaps i judged too quickly

[doubleca5t]

[shiftythrifting]

idk seems normal to me

[skincareroutine]

maybe whistleblowers just happen to come forward around the time they're about to die. no one ever considers that

[lilyblisslys]

Chastity kink guy who is also a prison abolitionist: the only cages people belong in are—

[lilyblisslys]

trust me, he wasn’t in danger of finishing any time soon

[bunniope]

wizard seeing a small crowd of people and their knees immediately buckle in sexual pleasure imagining how much damage a fireball would do

[grimeclown]

Can we get an ounce of fucking privacy

[grimeclown]

I mean they

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[doctor-roman]

You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

[ehentalix]

I'd leave. This is a sign that my opponent has the most fucked up unethical spells imaginable, and I am not about to be subject to Malchezar's Piercing Prostate Bomb or something

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[pukicho]

Just learned about the fragrances and perfumes community. Very normal-guy-esque community, just normal dudes wanting to be sexy with their scents. Yet hubris curses each and every one of them. They want to be sexy so bad, they see fragrances as nectar from the Gods, their temptation to drink the perfumes are very high. I have seen dozens of comments about drinking perfume.

[pukicho]

Handful? You didn't stop at just one? You thirsty fuck?

[randomitemdrop]

Item: apparatus allowing a horse to fire a gun

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[vivid-mercury]

can someone pls explain

[anophelei]

Cops lie all the time about being contact poisoned with fentanyl, saying touching someone using/some contaminated surface RESULTED IN FOUR COPS OVERDOSING AND NEARLY DYING !!!11!!1 despite the fact that this is physically not possible. Primarily it is done to either hide the fact that cops are using, or to fearmonger about fentanyl and addicts. No this cop wasn't using fentanyl, it was some junkie scum who used and then when the cop touched the desk it was strong enough to make him OD ! Also if fentanyl can make four pigs OD just by touching traces, what would happen if little Jimmy had touched it ? we have to kill junkies to protect our cops and your children !!

The joke is that theyve blown it so far out of proportion that even being faxed an image of fentanyl would cause the whole precinct to OD and keel over dead.

[vivid-mercury]

oh i see

thank you for explaining it to me :)

[kelssiel]

Can fentanyl be absorbed through your skin?

In communities around the country, stories and headlines are stoking fears that fentanyl exposure through the skin could lead to adverse eff

Can you overdose from fentanyl from having it touch your skin?

Why is fentanyl so lethal? Can it hurt you just from touching your skin? An @OSUWexMed Addiction Medicine specialist separates fentanyl’s fa

just wanted to add some resources to back this up cause i didn’t know it was bs until now

[aeoliantectrix]

Reblog to make all the cops die from touching a fax machine

[browless-donnie]

Adding to this, y’all realize that if fentanyl could kill you merely by existing in its presence a lot of healthcare workers and healthcare patients would be dead. Heck, I had to clean up a broken fentanyl vial at work the other day and even touched a droplet of the liquid by accident, and I’m still alive. This isn’t even looking at how stigmatizing drugs and drug users like this makes them less likely to seek help for their situation.