I'm worth my weight in fish!

This account is old but I'm still kicking.

[animalcrossingmemes]

[exemplarybehaviour]

you know what? fuck it (unproblematics your fave)

[tahthetrickster]

how dare you thats my emotional support war criminal

[0-0th]

[taekcare]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

okay to the people confused by this allow me to shed a little light on the subject

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

icant fucking breathe

[sexhaver]

trump come to tumblr

[sexhaver]

everyone against this was clearly never here for when Alex Jones made a tumblr and got run off, not by staff banning him, but by regular users sending him messages saying they were going to fuck his wife

[itsapmseymour]

You ever think about the first person who wrote out “uwu” and wonder if they knew the storm that would be unleashed?

[pronglewongle]

Via Wikipedia:

While the exact origin is unknown, it is speculated the first of the emoticon was in chatrooms. The first proven use of uwu is in the Yu-Gi-Oh fanfiction Genie of the Puzzle, published by user DaakuKitsune on Oct 14, 2005. In the fanfiction notes before the story, the author states “Again, feel free to throw squids and fish at me. UwU I deserve it, you know.”

So… The first recorded use of UwU was in a fucking FANFICTION OF YU-GI-OH.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are going to throw fish and squids at them

[millennium-shitpost]

i would like to nominate a fandom hero uwu

[hoofpeet]

A girl and her strange friend

[prokopetz]

Giant isopods are awesome because most deep-sea organisms get all kinds of fucked up when exposed to surface pressures and temperatures, but if you drag a giant isopod up from 1.3 miles below sea level it just looks at you like “dude”.

[kilaroka]

[tinybed]

ahhhh!!!! ooooooh!!!! oh noooo!!!!! eeeeeek!!!!!! oooooooo!!!!!! omg

[creekfiend]

Actually forget every other post about “primal” feelings and actions, the most connected to my early hominid ancestors i have ever felt in my LIFE is when slowly following an increasingly panicked sheep. I believe that slowly following ungulates is the most primally human activity in existence

[creekfiend]

That moment when the sheep has run a few times and visibly realizes that you just keep slowly walking at it and are not going anywhere and you can see it thinking “oh fuck this isn’t how being chased is supposed to work” rockets me back in time several hundred thousand years

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Hey quick question OP why are you bullying a sheep

[kaijuno]

[blackqueerblog]

Here’s a link:

https://4ocean.com/pages/octopus 

There’s different colors representing different sea creatures ❤️🌊 

Just a little reminder that the US Military is the world’s biggest polluter.  The fight against ecological disaster must include fighting the war machine! 

[hermesmystic]

Buy Poseidon devotional jewelry from here to help save the oceans boom

[fischotterkunst]

guys it gets even better! not only are they cleaning up our oceans, which in and of itself would be AMAZING, but they’re using their project to better the world in other ways too, including:

employing local women in Bali for 80% of their workforce

offering a Closed-Loop program for customers to return broken/worn out products (they have stuff other than bracelets too!) to be recycled again

donating $25,000 to Monterey Bay Aquarium for sea otter conservation, another $25,000 to Global Penguin Society, $10,000 to Ric O’Barry’s Dolphin Project, $25,000 to Captains For Clean Water to support Everglades restoration, $25,000 to The Marine Mammal Center in Hawaii for the care of critically endangered Hawaiian Monk Seals,  $20,000 to BirdLife International for seabird conservation,  $24,528 to Earth Day network to support the Canopy Project - a global campaign to plant 7.8 billion trees by 2020, and more

additionally, “donated $21,325 in 2018 and will donate another $10,000 in 2019 to support the production of powerful media and art that drive crucial conservation wins while giving people hope and inspiring them to act”

if you can’t afford $20 for their fundraising bracelets, they do have other recycled products available, and at the very least please reblog this to boost awareness! here’s the link to their site again:

https://4ocean.com/

[hyratel]

@hashkivenu @ocoree @jurassic-parkranger @dovewithscales @carbisari

[dovewithscales]

Oh this is very cool

[hexenwahn431]

[hexenwahn431]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

What if the toys in toy story went to a catholic woman’s house and all of her figurines of crucified jesus started screaming out in endless pain whenever she left the room

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

absolutely obsessed with OP relating Jesus Christ as a figurine

[amilee24]

[randomencounters]

Encounter: “We come from another realm. Be not afraid! We shall access your mind and take on a form more comfortable to you.”

“What the hell is–”

“No, no, I think we got this. We accessed your minds, you love this Miku. All her parts are present. What part of ‘be not afraid’ do you not understand”

[wormsfunnymedia]

let's get huge and lumpy in the ocean

[manrippedapartbydogs]