Just here to enjoy the chaos

Payaso de la clase 🇲🇽 | any/all, the weirder the better | so many fandoms | bigots not allowed

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[places-ryan-gosling-shouldnt-be]

man i love joel's base this seaso- wait. is that....

IS THAT RYAN GOSLING???

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog

[bramblepatch]

The thing is you can have a grassy lawn or even a golf course without it being an ecological disaster, you just have to a: be cool about having the occasional non-grass plant in the mix and b: be willing to live in a climate that supports grass without irrigation.

[bramblepatch]

Golf courses in California are an abomination which is why the sport was in fact invented in Scotland.

[abstrusetheorist]

I always thought that golf as a sport should be adapted to the local native landscape. I think this will encourage regional pride when local golfers completely trounce visitors at Swamp Golf, Desert Golf, Forest Golf, etc. Rich tourists will be pressured to travel extensively to experience all forms of golf, instead of staying in their backyard country club golf courses. Internet discourse will probably somehow get worse but I think this is a small price to pay.

[pastelxcrown]

Trying to built an artstyle + value study (i tried)

[unicorndeathrace]

Petrova Line

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

[peach-pot]

being anti-amatonormativity in a romance centered world is like watching half the people you know put all their eggs in one basket and then drop the basket and all their eggs break and they’re crying and swearing they’re never gonna do that again and then a month later they have all new eggs in a new basket and they tell you the problem was they didn’t have a strong enough basket or fresh enough eggs and then they drop the fucking basket again.

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[spaceshipoftheseus]

4) any food is better than no food

[spidey-official]

Do you listen to music while on patrol?

i do! i have specific playlists for certain crimes. im rocking out to tokyo drift and highway to hell during car chases btw

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[appledeco]

source

[afanghost95]

@calcetin-sin-rombosman

[behaviornerdwithahat]

So many fiber arts have difficulty levels that are less about your level of skill than your ability to tolerate extreme multi-step processes.

[productofaritual]

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.

[the-haiku-bot]

My signature is

worth negative 2 dollars

and 82 cents.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[kam-is-kringe]

Simon as Ophelia 😋

+ alt version