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assignedfaggatbirth

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

assignedfaggatbirth

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

assignedfaggatbirth

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

assignedfaggatbirth

My masterpiece… is complete.

chidi-anaqonye-deactivated20181

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

qarukhel

Truly an emotional roller coaster.

dyalani

@nineprotons @captain-ameribunny

pinkvhs-deactivated20251014

Yall: “these [insert 2 real life youtube men] laugh, are open with each other, joke, share stuff, openly affectionate, hug, make sexual jokes, look at each other !!!! they m u st be in love !!”

Me:

umi-no-otoko

you ever put too much effort into a dumb joke

deathtofun

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

regularlesbian

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

gbcgraphics

When i’m unloading the dishwasher and i see a fork with a bit of stuff still on it

femaleshits

knightsolaireofthesun

SCP Foundation: Tries some new absurd way to kill SCP-682

SCP-682, after it inevitably survives:

spintowin

she’s out there making owl noises

techtonicactivity

who

big-chief-woodenhead

bogleech

introducing yourself on webforums fifteen years ago like:

You: uhhhhh hi I’m new i guess, just wanna chat about my favorite show too or whatever

iNvAd3rJ1M posted: *pounces* HELLOoOOOO NEW PERSON!!! *throws confetti*

911_NVR-FRGT posted: Hi there! You’ll find a Relaxed Atmosphere Here in Our Community! *points* Beer is In The Fridge, Curfew Is At 9! Haha I’m old

SSJgoku1994 posted: I am a pineapple! Monkeys!!!!!

Drag0n~Swords posted: Forsooth, a stranger doth enter the realm!

dumbledoreftw posted: Welcome! Hope you stick around! We don’t bite….. much!!

Greg posted: HITLER WAS A MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS AND ILL GIVE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AIDS IN HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Lady*Unicorns*76 posted: “lol” (Laughing Out Loud!) don’t worry about greg sweetie! He’s just our little pet troll and you get used to him!! ;-) <3<3<3

thesilencedmasses

This post broke through 17 mental blocks and gave me syphilis well done

orcoftheday

today’s orc of the day is: You

onion-souls

beans345-deactivated20211127

Thanks Google

Counter Strike: Global Offensive

trans-girl-nausicaa

this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

seelcudoom

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you

webbut

This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!

feedmecomicart

ate the fucking knife

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karpad

nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.

You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.

synthicyde

Let’s not forget everything else in his videos.

The googly eyes he puts on things

His cow jugs

The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate

That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn’t pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife

ecunderbase

his Youtube channel: Kiwami Japan

kunaigirl

Me at like 4:30pm: “My eyes can’t stay open any longer…I’m so tired…I can’t wait to go to bed…the promise land…” Me at 4:30am wide awake:

bender-rodrigas

bunniope

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

ginger-ale-official

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

bunniope

me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale