Word Vomit

Personal blog for Whatevers and Doodles. Feel free to leave a request in my askbox. Ace | Aries | Ambidextrous | April 1st |Ravenclaw | Brown Bear | Yew and Phoenix feather 10"| status: Trying to exist.

[notbecauseofvictories]

good morning exclusively to the atlantic’s science editor, or whoever it is that titles their animal biology articles

[notbecauseofvictories]

fellas, they’ve done it again

[brightlotusmoon]

[tropics777]

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close

[wvterways]

[thespaisclosed]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

wears this with my work uniform

[cy-burger]

I wanna be a cowboy baby!!!

[friend-of-kyoshi]

[artemis-in-space]

The person who got me into Dragon Age tricked me into siding with the Templars the first time and I will never forgive that.

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

We bake too.

[digsdigsdigs]

this thread is more affirming than 95% of "self care" materials

[ankewehner]

Here, I found the thread for you so you can look at the Lazy Geoff stories from others: https://twitter.com/DaniRabaiotti/status/1506643102957813768

[medli20]

public service announcement

[medli20]

I keep getting people asking about bowling on this post so I’m just gonna repost this drawing I made on Twitter

[lorddoom01]

How did her grandmother fill 4 vases?

[medli20]

She was a very large woman. Easily 12 feet tall.

[mystorl]

then why the heck is her family not tall too?!?!

[medli20]

Pop-pop was very small so it canceled out.

[warriorsandpoets-deactivated202]

[plainwater-pdf]

Mike Davis is still a damn good storyteller

[this-world-of-beautiful-monsters]

@brightlotusmoon

[brightlotusmoon]

Funny, I knew I needed to reblog this before I scrolled down. No surprise you tagged me. I have one of her in my head.

[desolationlesbian]

The butch lesbian/trans man "funky printed button down" stereotype is true but you must understand that the men's section of so many clothing stores is a bleak and miserable place. Clothing manufacturers are simply convinced that no one who wears men's clothes wants anything besides the most boring outfits possible. Often stripes are the most exciting it gets. If you want to wear clothing designed for men but happen to like "color" and "joy" in your life then often the funky printed button down or the hawaiian shirt are simply your only options, especially off the clearance rack.

[aliceundrground]

Also if the above is you, I highly recommend @morningwitchy and @carmico 🙏🩵🩵

[morningwitchy]

not to be a Brand and plug myself here but since i was tagged: i, nonbinary, make funky button downs in fun patterns that many have described as gender affirming/euphoric :^) they come in unisex sizing xs-4XL, 100% cotton, with button on the hips for extra room! also, i have tees/pants/jackets to match.

[infinitebread02]

i wanna add @mayakern is doing button ups now and has preorders going on! and @irrel has some fun dnd themed button ups!

[mayakern]

aww thank you! glad to be in good company, i adore all the artists tagged :’)

i’ve only just started my first foray into button up territory, but i have preorders open until march 31st! sizes XS-6X, polyester spandex blend, with extra hidden closures in the bust region to prevent gaping

[gobblechopstv]

[40ouncesandamule]

The face Milhouse made haunted me for years. I don’t know what it is about that grimace that branded itself upon me but… it stuck. It stuck with me for years.

Even now, I feel a certain coldness

[ilovecats4ever]

because its based on this picture of a French man watching the Nazis march into Paris in 1940

[sparrow-va]

[balcklion]

* His mother is a physics teacher, he says to his mother: without touching the ball, throw it in another cup and get 50 dollars, look what his mother does! 😳😂*

[lyanro]

SAME

[amiibo-king]

it's come to my attention that a lot of people don't know about bluemaxima's flashpoint and genuinely think they'll never be able to play their favorite 00s internet games ever again so i just want to remind everyone that flashpoint is a huge internet flash game preservation project that allows you to play just about any internet flash game/animation despite the death of flash. if they've got it in their database (and they probably do) you can play it. go forth and drink in the 00s nostalgia

even if you think there's no way they'll have the game u want. they probably do anyway. when i first downloaded flashpoint i thought for sure theres no way they will have the obscure flash game i played for hours as a kid that was only even available on the internet for like 2 months in 2006. but you know what. they had it. seriously, download flashpoint

[5-and-a-half-acres]

This needs a caption

[tepkunset]

I love the taste of white tears in the morning.

Anyway nothing but support for the Mi'kmaq of Siknikt and Kespek!

[headspace-hotel]

"Our tax dollars are being wasted to defend against this" hmm i can think of a possible solution

[supersexyactioncomics]

From the article: Chief George Ginnish of Natoaganeg said private landowners in New Brunswick need not worry.

"We are not looking at taking your homes, cottages, or properties. Our assertion of title is against the Crown and a small number of companies using industrial freehold lands in which the Crown still asserts an interest. We will be seeking compensation from the Crown for the loss of use of private lands," said Ginnish, according to the news release. Kat didn’t read the article but it’s funny to think that she had and she’s panicking over the prospect of *checks notes* land not being plundered for profit.

[infectedwithnyanites]

Woah the indigenous people actually own all the land that you stole from them? What a radical idea! Even though its literally just a consistent application of your own bourgeoise morality if you weren't a hypocrite about it.