The vending machine says hi!

[mcrax]

i want someone to obsess over me and never let me escape their grasp. i need someone to want me, desire me so bad that they force me into the position that my whole world revolves around them. 

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[adulthoodisokay]

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

[yearns-in-lesbian]

reblog to give your friend a bad day

[dinosoverhumans]

this is the monalisa of tumblr

[matt-murdockk-deactivated202203]

“And to your right you’ll see the colour of the sky post, and tumblrinas desperately trying to scroll down to it’s end.”

[anonymouse-the-asian-deactivate]

this is it, this post started it all

[best-of-reblogs]

[exit-path]

NOW THAT TUMBLR HAS ANNOUNCED TO SHORTEN LONG POSTS, REBLOG TO TORMENT YOUR FOLLOWERS ONE LAST TIME

[heystephen]

next week at the grammys i wanna see someone throw a chair at justin bieber. ive had a taste of award show violence and i fear i now crave it

[karatam]

[paola-girasol]

Twitter@paintbonitos

[e-ntirely-deactivated20220701]

how tf are people out here cheating on their partners bc my loyalty starts as soon as i develop a crush on someone

[theslowesthnery]

look i’m just saying

[theslowesthnery]

bonus

[butchexboyfriend-deactivated202]

just some lesbians hanging out

[fagfromspace-deactivated2023011]

let me add this iconic couple

[thequeenofbithynia]

butch love 💜

new lino print now available in my shop (link in header!)

[chubbyangel666]

[ghislainemaxwell]

[pathcend]

OP what.is.mental.illness [Instagram]

[bigconsequences]

this is so fucking funny

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

LOOKS LIKE WERE HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY BOIS

[thesylverlining]

these are all wonderful but i must say having their model in a smart business suit is the best choice they could have made here

[theambitiouswoman]

[flavoracle]

CUT MY LEAF INTO PIECES

AND THEN WE DRAG AND SORT

FERMENTATION

AND SEEDING

CAN’T EAT A FUNGUS IF I’M NOT FUNGUS BREEDING

[patrickat]

THIS IS MY INSECT FORTE

[flavoracle]

‘CAUSE I’M USING MY BITE

CHEWING THIS SLIME

WISH THE PROCESS DIDN’T TAKE SO MUCH TIME

USING MY BITE

CHEWING THIS SLIME

TOOK ME MONTHS TO COME UP WITH THIS RHYME

THE TASTE IS ALRIGHT

THE SCENERY’S SUBLIME

I’M RUNNING UP A VINE

[flavoracle]

The original post gets lots of attention (which is great) but it makes me sad how many people miss out on the whole thing.

So here it is 🤓🐜

[guerrillatech]

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

ok but it's true and i want OP's essay.

[myswitchy-deactivated20211208]

if you say you like big girls but only mean tits thighs and ass you will die by my blade. tummies are perfect thank you good evening

[luvlepa]

[bumpintheroad]

it’s me, i’m girls