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: ( |She/her| |Bisexual| ) Disgusted constantly.

[qwerty-the-duck]

Sesame street but with “Coochie Monster”

[humorhour]

[ytube2mp3-deactivated20190921]

[ytube2mp3-deactivated20190921]

[richirou-deactivated20140123]

my kitten says hello

[imnotreallyhome]

WHAT

WAS

THAT

SOUND

[xmasqueradeangelx]

I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..

[nerdii-panda-deactivated2016083]

i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.

[jumpingjacktrash]

you really need to hit play you just really do

[iwontallowit]

[j4ya]

lasanyer

[dcmultiverse]

TITANS - Official Trailer - DC Universe

[metrogoon]

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

[ohplesiosaur]

Shark finning infographic by ripetungi.

[hella-free-space]

MANDATORY REBLOG

[end0skeletal]

This sounds like a lot, but it’s true. An estimated 100,000,000 sharks per year are killed, threatening many species with endangerment or extinction.

[traveling-spartan]

Scary predators are important to the ecosystem, too. Conservation’s not just about the panda bears.

[ardate]

Per hour. Not per week, not per day. PER. HOUR.

[heallbeecat]

THIS SHIT IS NOT OKAY!

[melonmemes]

ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᶠʳᵉᵉ

[vip-status]

Get your ding dong here (◕‿◕)

[unilady99]

No, okay, but I have one of these, and its honestly, like the best thing ever. I played with it so much that I accidentally rubbed it’s eyes off so now it’s blind, but it’s still super cute and I love it.

[fuckthekxng]

ahhhh I have this too and the tiny boob as well. My favorite thing about it is it’s little butt crack lol I love my little squishy stress relievers! 😃

[sulldruid]

I have couple of the dongs but does anyone know where I can get the boob?

[fuckthekxng]

You can get them here! i got the boob one bc i lowkey relate to it personally 😂

[nodramaaloud]

Public service announcement they are on sale

[shimadapantsu-blog]

I need twenty of them

[thumblgina]

14/10 would buy again. It leaves lovely butt marks on things, and all my friends have one now.

[zealouslyminki]

I put hats on mine!

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[listsoflifehacks]

Secret Recipes To Try At Home

[piperderg-deactivated20221106]

@drakenflagreon

[thegoddesschi]

Hooooomagawd

[thathighguy]

This is a blessing!!!

[momworries]

Saved af!!

[freaknastyperv]

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 I shall give most of these a try

[find-me-here2-deactivated202104]

DUDE

[dxactivatxdusxr]

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

[fitzefitcher]

#this is team skull

[its-just-a-phage]

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

[yallmightt]

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

A good post, pure.

[casper-the-friendly-being-blog]

Another adorable story has been added.

[de-is-me-deactivated20180626]

can I have these posted right under the politics section in the newspaper? I feel like we need that kinda positivity rn.

[carpaydiem]

it sucks when you have a bad teacher for a subject you’re genuinely interested in

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[goldfishbubblez]

Parents: why you wanna move so bad

Me: independence

Me in head: gettin a lizard

[blackgirlsvevo]

drunk girls that can’t stop outpouring compliments and affection to the people around them are literally too high quality for this world

[blackgirlsvevo]

like literally can u believe that women are so pure that when they are uninhibited and they can’t logically filter their actions all their brains can think to do is try to make friends w/ ppl and tell them they’re pretty

[fckyeahmariahcarey-blog]

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All I Want for Christmas Is You | Mariah Carey

[ruinedchildhood]