It's gold, not yellow.

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[folkloregirlfriend]

song of the summer

[dykeselfcest]

made based on a real-life conversation overheard by @monstrousgourmandizingcats lmao

[dystopiansocietystraw]

when i tell you i had an aneurysm

[pixelartpeach]

"Average canyon is full of arachnids" factoid actually just a statistical anomaly. Average canyon has a normal amount of arachnids. Spider Gorge-

[turtleduck-inc]

tumblr has like 5 jokes that just get recycled.

it’s very efficient that way.

[lynnnshooty]

average tumblr user only knows five jokes factoid actually just statistical error. Spiders Georg-

[sobcat]

people who do a PhD are running from something

[droawsy]

portraits of utility poles

[dreamaboutwhathappens]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

"hey i invented a machine to replace your workers"

"is it cheaper than the workers?"

"it is right now"

"ok everyone's super, super fired. now what"

"well now we're raising the price"

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

possible ways this could go wrong: 0

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

"they'll never see it coming" & they fuckin DONT

[bettyrightnow]

girl who likes every taylor swift song: i love the new taylor swift song guys

[couldseethebestinme]

Hey so I’m actually standing in front of Woody’s toy box right now and I hear Taylor sound checking Mary’s Song

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[nobodys-odyssey]

If I'm ontologically evil for thinking a pop star is gay then I wear that badge with pride send me to hell brothers

[cowboyhatesithere]

Oh! There’s a cool animation when you like pride posts now!

[cosmospicegender]

Would've been cool if @staff stopped banning all the transfems on the site so they could all enjoy it too.

[daisydeclosetfied]

Me anytime Taylor Swift does something:

[dailycatsblog]

[dreamsaremywords]

Every single month: oh yeah… :(

[delicatefalice]

taytay going back to her country roots

[transxfiles]

this pride month i want everyone to consider the benefits of abolishing the sex binary

[transxfiles]

furthermore, abolish the government systems that require people to categorize themselves into gendered categories. why do y'all need to know that.

[transxfiles]

no more assigning babies a legal sex at birth. i feel like this should go without saying, but no more surgeries on intersex infants. no more surgeries on intersex children. embrace intersex traits as natural. because they are.

no more gendered dress codes. no more gender markers on passports, driver's licenses, ids. i'm not talking about "adding x" or "adding a third category" i'm talking about no more categories, period. why does the government need to know what my genital situation is? why does the government feel the need to assign me a sex on the basis of genitals? why does the cop who pulled me over need to see an m, or an f, or an x?

no more "gender is a social construct, sex is the thing that's binary." sex is not binary. abolish the idea that it is. normalize conversations about intersex traits. being intersex is natural. the sex binary is a thing imposed by the state.

no more gendered sports. if you really care about equity, sort people into categories based on skill level and athleticism, not gender or sex. the concept that there are only two sexes and that one is inherently weaker than the other is pseudoscience. the male/female hunter/gatherer dichotomy is not based in fact, and is a product of modern sexist cultural biases. one gender is not inherently subservient to the other. people are not inherently different on the basis of sex or gender. it is just more complicated than that.

the concept of multiple genders and sexes beyond the man/woman male/female dichotomy has existed as long as humans have existed. the sex binary only serves to benefit the patriarchy. the gender binary only serves to benefit the patriarchy. continuing to impose it just controls (and harms) the people it forcibly categorizes.

i'm not asking for the end of gender, i'm calling for an acknowledgement of gender and sex that understands the infinite diversity of the human species. i'm suggesting an end to binary systems that only benefit the ruling class. just think about it. okay?