The only TikTok I know comes from the great clock which counts the seconds until my inevitable demise.
And this is where they steal the dances from?
The dances serve to mock my inevitable demise.

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@gollygeewhizard
The only TikTok I know comes from the great clock which counts the seconds until my inevitable demise.
And this is where they steal the dances from?
The dances serve to mock my inevitable demise.
The only TikTok I know comes from the great clock which counts the seconds until my inevitable demise.
Scroll? Like the one that contains prophecies of my inevitable demise?
The only TikTok I know comes from the great clock which counts the seconds until my inevitable demise.
I tell people that turning my thermostat down opens a portal to the ice dimension, and up to the fire dimension, so they leave it how I like it.
So i can save myself a Portal casting if i just come over to you and mess with the Setting?
Noted!
I will smite you into next week if I feel too warm or cold within my own tower.
I tell people that turning my thermostat down opens a portal to the ice dimension, and up to the fire dimension, so they leave it how I like it.
Putting on my finest silk wizard robes and pointiest hat just to sit down in my armchair and fall asleep for the rest of the afternoon.
Standing with my hands on my hips with the other dads examining the burst pipe that's spewing hellfire and the souls of the damned onto the street.
Fuck my stupid wizard life
Oh I thought you said "wife"... nevermind forget I was here
My wife is incredibly smart buddy, you must have fucked someone else's wizard wife. While you're here would you like a cup of coffee?
Fuck my stupid wizard life
Mixed up my shrinking potion and my coffee again. I don't want to talk about it until I am normal size again
Fuck my stupid wizard life
I was casually reading my spellbook like a newspaper at breakfast and now my spoon is 3% larger, the orange juice is blue, and my cereal is sentient
Just burned my hand while casting Fireball but pretended it didn't even hurt because people were watching
Casts Mage Hand to give you a comforting pat on the back
Ran out of fatherly wisdoms so I've started consulting my Orb
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just cast this because I thought it'd be funny and now I'm in lingerie. help
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if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is
once while I was petting my dog it turned into a non-newtonian fluid