[starredforest]

u dont like bnnuy ? 🐇? hop hop?

[memewhore]

[depsidase]

[roadhogsbigbelly]

miss piggy is an honorary faggot

[detectivehole]

the porn bots can't keep taking these golden urls away from us flesh n blood folk

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

"Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor."

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

"What even is a war? Like isn't it illegal to kill people?"

-This girl

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

They are both right

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[cbc-bb-deactivated20250802]

would it krill you to have a little shrimpathy?

[gokusupersaiyan999999999999999]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[coughloop]

[manisthebastard]

That's not how football works.

[pissvortex]

[oe6]

[zsnes]

Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[skincareroutine]

having passionate and loving sex with my vibrator actually shes more than just a quick fuck to me

[doodle-empress66]

“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”

"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."