bouf.

im buster, 28 they/them and i love space

[sacred-portal]

[chessys]

*takes it personally*

[doppelgender]

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

[doppelgender]

[jveryslightlymad]

I say we let him in 👀

[stupid-twink-girl]

i think i have a thing for tires women

[unfiltereddddmess]

[frosch-frau]

I saw this but only from the bottom so it looked like this for a second

[sickfrr]

[borderlinecherryy]

[brdrlneprsnltydsrdr]

[mynorthernattitude]

rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[thewalkofshame]

no i did this 1 time and my ex got so pissed off he threaten to cut himself (he never self harmed before) 😭😭

[shiverandqueeef]

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

[konoko]

[kushblazer666]

[cali]

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

[vi-visected]

i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.

[reachperfection]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

[mexicanprophet]