Excellent Verb

[sunsbleeding]

[likenstuf-deactivated20131229]

[30-minute-memes]

Wanted: Orange Cat

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https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.thisisinsider.com/garfield-cat-dinner-party-2018-8

A woman successfully borrowed an orange cat for a Garfield-themed dinner party for her kids, and should really win 'Mom of the Year'

Clara Edwards, a mother of two in Oklahoma, crowdsourced an orange cat to borrow for a Garfield-themed lasagna dinner party for her kids. He

[hurricane-overseas]

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[branfraser]

ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[valtsv]

if you think i'm unfunny online you should see me sleep deprived at work firs thing in the morning. i achieve levels of cringe that would make you sick to your stomach. be grateful.

[valtsv]

customer: how many packs of bacon can i buy?

me, without thinking: oh there's no limit you can go ham

me, realizing what i just said:

customer: what's so funny

me:

[charmers]

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

When cats lie on their backs and look at you upside down with their little vampire tooth sticking out reblog if you agree

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[sidonius5]

[everythingstarstuff]

[n1ghtwr1ter]

[goodnoun]

And so can my angel baby.

[saintdollyparton]

Listen I know she is unhinged, responsible for multiple atrocities, and a danger to herself and others. But have you ever considered that she is tiny and sad and I love her?

[goodnoun]

Please, consider.

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[insertchaoticenbyname]

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

[kilowave]

When Anne has a will, Anne hathaway.

[janothar]

I think we need to add her to the immortal list.

[wombatking]

Confirmed. Likely a very modern one, due to her lack of period affectations. She’s just kicking this journey off and has plans for centuries. 

[janothar]

Counterpoint, from @if-i-am-not-for-me, she was married to Shakespeare.  She’s just pretty good at keeping up with things.

[hmslusitania]

Further counterpoint, 

She’s still married to Shakespeare

[scholarlypidgeot]

When Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway 

[silverheart-hazeleyes]

[herotherpapi]

Choke her and tell her she is pretty with your dick in her mouth

[lililidoll-deactivated20250207]

I am in severe need of attention, obsession even, maybe some possessiveness, dare I say worship

[aadatein-deactivated20181011]

putting your girl’s necklace on for her is peak intimacy