[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[ferigrievance]

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

[totally-a-wizard]

Christians with the Eucharist.

[i-post-hilarious-shit]

[rainbow-femme]

Losing my mind over death by freak pickleball accident

[garfeybaby]

Opponent hit the pickleball so hard that he got Kirked

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[theblackparadeisdead]

i assume you are kind of a loser

Well man this is tumblr

[goodqueen-alysanne]

umm .. I’ve got a promotion?? I’m going to be a head of year?? After only five years of teaching ?? and I’ve booked my wedding venue in the last two weeks?? Missed the memo that I was allowed to to be happy and get everything I ever wanted!!!!

[visenyaism]

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

[iheartgot]

Daenerys Targaryen in Game of Thrones 6.09 - Battle of the Bastards

[tepkunset]

when you ask a knowledge keeper something and they say "good question"

[jurisffiction]

"? No" is such a foundational linguistic construction to my psyche. a hieroglyph. it should be a standard emoji

[dogpuppy]

[kosmogrl]

every month I play a game called “how long can I survive without taking ibuprofen” and there’s no reward, only suffering.. but I still do it every single time

[emwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

[sweetiekai]

i love when people rant to me like yes i am entrusted with your hate

[lustcannibalism]

the desire to engage in my hobbies leaving my body as soon as I have the day off even though I was looking forward to it all week