i heard a song last night, it reminded me of you

hi i'm isa! she/her, bi + ace, technical adult ❤️go check out @iwanttofeelchaotic and @nosanityinsight❤️

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[sexcromancy]

really crazy that in their first real conversation kip is like "haha its funny that brain damage makes you superstitious :)" and scott is like "i promise i havent had so many concussions that i will end up murdering you crazystyle" like what the hellllll lol he is such an insane caricature of a romance novel predator he is going to Get You kip and it is going to be veryyyy sexyyyyyy

[sexcromancy]

it was so funny to watch people be so bored by this episode when it is quite blatantly doing serial killer x guy who really wants to be serial killed consensually. lol. like this is nbc hannibal but as a romcom tea. but the thing is that fantasy is actually so insanely common in hetromance (which is the lens it is again refracted through here, due to rreid's writing style) that it feels boring and pedestrian. wild

[lucylehane]

I can't fully explain why, but only getting snippets of the Man in the Crease commentary here was what really devastated me in this scene

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[dissociatingdumbass]

[bi-polarbear]

[teaboot]

I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

[teaboot]

Alternatives to experimenting on me like a lab rat when you suspect me of being inconsiderate:

"I feel like I'm the only one who does this chore. Can we start taking turns?"

"I'd like you to ask me how I'm doing more often."

"It bothers me when this area stays messy so long. Can you do X when Y happens?"

"I feel like the onus is on me to initiate X, and it's wearing me down. Could you try making the first move more? Like 3-4 times a week?"

"I'm feeling upset right now and I'd like to spend some time with you."

"When X happens, I feel like you're taking my work for granted."

"I'm feeling neglected. Could you do X?"

"I'm burnt out and need help."

"I feel like I'm the only one putting effort into X."

"Do you notice this?"

"Are you bothered by this?"

"I am bothered when this happens."

"X habit of yours bothers me."

"When X is like this, I feel bad. Can you [action] when you notice X?"

[hug-your-face]

[themythicalcodfish]

A close friend of mine and I had a fight where she said she felt I only talked about myself and never asked about her, and I countered that when done speaking about myself I expected her to chime in with how SHE was feeling and doing and that I couldn’t know if she didn’t tell me. And we were both right (and now she will talk first and I’ll ask about her more).

[egberts]

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

[sheepshot]

[bluevh5]

[noiatedionoia-deactivated202009]

me in a nutshell

[chronicowboy]

[darlingofdots]

What if Ilya finds out about Shane’s allergies when he visits him in the hospital? the receptionist who lets him through tells him he can't bring any food items with him and there are half a million "NO NUTS NO LTX" signs stuck to the door and Shane has a neon ALLERGIES wristband on when he makes his cute lil grabby hand for Ilya and he is way too out of it to give a comprehensible answer so he's all "it's cos I can't stab myself right now :) peanuts are evil :(" and he clearly doesn't want to talk about it because he was going to ask Ilya something :) so Ilya goes home already frantically googling and then of course Shane can't be on his phone for a while because of the concussion so while Shane is basking in the afterglow of "he came to see me in the hospital and he held my hand and he said maybe", Ilya is freaking the fuck out reading allergy blogs and having nightmares about Shane besieged by tree nuts

[kitteningotham]

@penandinkprincess I WOULD LOVE YOUR TAKE IN THIS OMG

[heartcellar]

how long?

[twinkhole-destroyer]

It’s not senseless violence to me, not if it’s you

[rozanovshane]

[hollanderthoughts]

Lowkey insecure about the placement of my well :/

[loveridden1999]

what doesn't kill you makes you liveblog everything

[neenarchive]

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

[neenarchive]

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded