but i heard it in a dream, so i had to write it

generally making bad decisions. lesbian + aroace. go check out my besties @faistoverphysics, @goodrhymesbadtimes, @nosanityinsight

[iwanttofeelchaotic]

hi i’m harlan!

i’m a poet and writer of the occasional short story. my writing is not well organised, but can usually be found under #writinguntildawn and #poetry.

i try to update the world on anything fun that happens, so my occasional rambles can be found under #ishouldshutupnow

everything else is not really tagged or organised at all my apologies. and life’s not right if i don’t change my blog theme every few months to weeks.

go check out my besties, @faistoverphysics (ily lu!), @goodrhymesbadtimes (hiiiii isaaaa) 🩷, and @nosanityinsight (love you girl)

[teaboot]

TRIED TO COME UP WITH AN ON-THE-SPOT ANALOGY FOR BEING ASEXUAL AND THE FIRST THING MY BRAIN SHAT OUT WAS "IT'S LIKE A WAFFLE MAKER"

[teaboot]

Ways that sex is like a waffle maker:

1. Lots of people have one but you don't really think about it until they start talking about making waffles and you're like "oh shit they have a waffle maker"

2. Messy as fuck and you know what as far as I see it why even bother when you have pancakes, you don't need to bother with all those fluids and crevices with pancakes

3. WHY DOES EVERYONE AT THE WEDDING THINK YOU NEED ONE

4. Theoretically implied fun with whipped cream until it melts and starts soaking into shit

5. If you don't prep ur surfaces ur gonna have a bad time

6. It's fun in the kitchen but only on like special occasions cause again it's a pain in the ass to clean

7. ??? I prefer crêpes tbh I don't get it

[teaboot]

Looking forwards to celebrating the 6th birthday of the post I made to describe a stance I was assured I'd grow out of by 13

[berkeleygirl3]

[nosanityinsight]

No one warned me how addictive queer music is before I finally started listening to it. A warning wouldn’t have changed anything, but it would’ve been appreciated

[leftoverspacedust]

is there a platonic explanation for this? absolutely yes! does it apply to them? no.

[desolationlesbian]

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I have so much respect for the wee girls who do cartwheels for no reason regardless of context. like it's just their default idle animation. nothing else is happening might as well be upside down for a moment. iconic tbh

[lioinsurreality]

The thing with Project Hail Mary is that it accidentally brought all aroaces lots of much needed spotlight. It's a random Sunday and #aromantic is trending because of Dr. Ryland "I don't wanna fuck" Grace.

Pride month ended like a week ago.

Aro's keep #winning

[an-ruraiocht]

genuinely feels like this sums up so many online interactions

(for the record, madeline is a dual citizen who has lived a lot of time in both the US and the UK, she speaks knowledgeably)

[an-ruraiocht]

also an important addition from the replies

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[hawfstuff]

[charl0ttan]

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

[druggonaut]

Wrong! Humans irrelevant and obsolete now

[charl0ttan]

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[justsomeguycore]

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

[justsomeguycore]

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

[houndmother]

many of you just. genuinely don’t believe that people can grow and change.

[houndmother]

this is about the death penalty and its also about call out posts about people who have already apologized for things they did a long time ago and it’s also about using ‘toxic’ or ‘abuser’ as if its an immutable class of person, and its also about any other circumstance with permanent consequences or wherein you assume someone is still the same person they were.

[parkayquarts]

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

[wtf-jax]

MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON’T GIVE A *whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

[siacherry]

*POLICE SIRENS*

[mutecrows]

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

[saltyhealer-deactivated20170126]

[gavin screaming]

[piginapoke]

who the fuck is Gavin

[victorianho]

i don’t know but he seems pretty upset

[lebada]

THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST IVE ONLY SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS

[old-posts-archive]

24 July 2013

[no-one-offical]

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