king of edible leaves, his majesty the spinach

thinking about the immortality of the crab charlie || he/him || 22! || art @ cobblestoad

[unfiltereddddmess]

[omegaverse]

women need gnocchi

[snacco]

many are saying this

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[iinsawdious]

lost media is awesome. the way lost media is found ranges from "it was found while looking at commercials on youtube" to "we found the fucking workprint for hoodwinked featuring the original lost audio in a thrift store for seventy five cents"

[power-chords]

[dragirlinstall]

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

[theyshapedlikefriends]

【Mayonnaise and the Checkered Sofa】 This is Mayonnaise, a dog sitting on a checkered sofa. Every morning she eats yogurt with banana here. After washing the dishes, she comes back to the sofa again. Her favorite food is dumplings. 【マヨネーズとチェックのソファ】 チェックのソファに腰掛ける犬のマヨネーズです。 毎朝ヨーグルトにバナナを入れたものをこのソファで食べます。 その後皿洗いをして、またこのソファに戻ります。 好きな食べ物は餃子です。

by Kasumi Oomine

[circusheart]

May I please have 1 everything

[doggosource]

[apeofnaplez-deactivated20260227]

[crimewave420]

would you have sex with a dude if he was green

are they nice to me

[crimewave420]

about to go in for the green surgery

[tuxankhamun]

Trial by wombat

[kushblazer666]

they smoked her.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[mabeltanaka]

Mythbusters "MacGyver Myths"

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[orcboxer]

jigsaw got me hooked up to some buuullshiiitttt