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Emma: Why would I be high? Im like 5'1
Lex, T-posing in the doorway: The stonks YEETED and I am SHOOK!
Erik: Spill the tea, sis!
John, sobbing: What the FUCK are you saying?
Linda: He died of natural causes
Gerald: You pushed him off the roof
Linda: Gravity is natural
Taz: Where's my fucking knife?
Up: Dude, there are kids around! Could you maybe say it nicer?
Taz: Alright. Please may I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking knife?
Jemilla: I'm crying! You made me cry!
Zazzalil: Baby.
Jemilla: No, now is not the time for pet names!
Zazzalil: No, I'm calling you a baby. I'm insulting you.
if tom and becky had gotten together from the beginning instead of tom and jane then jane would still be alive and emma would still be backpacking and wouldn't have gone back to hatchetfield to go to school and she wouldn't have met paul. in this essay i will
Me whenever someone asks me what that reference/joke/character/song/quote/etc is from:
Why was my afternoon drink so Tumblr
PARENTING A++
THE PARENT I ASPIRE TO BE WHEN THAT TIME COMES
Wasn’t even his son and he gave him the proper parenting for real
i’m annoying (self diagnosed)
so now that we have like eight years left to live before climate change becomes irreversible, does anyone wanna get married and run away to a cottage in the middle of nowhere and become entirely self sufficient? that’s starting to sound like a good plan
old happy lesbian couples reblog if u agree
These two girls on bachelor in paradise australia really exuding dumbass bisexual energies
“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”
But it’s just as fast
The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away
Reblogging for that godly bible verse
I don’t trust Maroon 5
why
Well first of all there’s 7 band members, not 5. That’s not why I don’t trust them, I just think it’s weird.
Now getting to the point, do you know how many top 100 hits Maroon 5 has had? A lot. They’re even on billboards top 100 artists of all time (ALL TIME). And it’s understandable, because pretty much every song they put out is fucking awesome. Sugar, Don’t Wanna Know, Moves Like Jagger, Payphone, This Love, She Will Be Loved, Cold, Animals, Maps, Misery, Harder to Breathe, Never Gonna Leave This Bed… to name a FEW.
These shitheads have been popping out jams since I was a little kid. Well over a decade worth of killer music. Every other song I hear on the radio is Maroon 5. It’s always Maroon 5. And I fucking love it. I love all their songs. Everyone does, they’re awesome.
But here’s the thing. They’re never the top selling artists. On the top 100 list, they’re only in the 40s. They very rarely have a number 1 hit. They’re considered good, I suppose….. but not great. Not the best.
How many people have you heard say Maroon 5 is their favorite band? For me it’s zero. For many of you, it’s zero. If you’re thinking to yourself “what? No I love them, they’re my fave!” Are you sure? Are you really sure? They’re your absolute complete FAVORITE band ever??? I doubt it. You’re just saying that because the band is on your mind now. If I asked you your fave band any other time you’d come up with another answer. Everyone always does.
But they SHOULD be everyone favorites. Look at all of those songs. They’ve got so many top hits. Everyone loves their music. Everyone sings along and knows the songs. They should be my favorite band, I think I like more of their songs than of my actual favorite artist. But they are not my favorite. They are no ones favorite.
I think they made a deal with someone. Satan? God? A dude down an alleyway? Who knows. But I believe they made a deal to ensure everyone would love their music. And we do. It’s great music.
But the twist is that they’ll never truly be recognized as one of the best. Sure, their songs will play on the radio and everyone will sing along. They’ll have sold out concerts. Plenty of fans. But not enough. They’ll be just good. Never great. Never the best. Even if they should be our favorite, they never will be. They’ll never sell enough albums or have their songs reach as high on the billboards as they should. Everyone loves their music, per the agreement. But no one loves them.
I hope Adam Levine knows I’m on to him. I know what he did.
I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.
I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.
Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and
Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.
W-what????????’
WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????
You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.
hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked