Howdy

I'm Gordon, I'm 28 (body age is 18) and I'm a fictive in a DID system This account is technically shared with Dr Coomer, but he's not very active Nice to meet you all! (pfp by forzenn) (follows from @surv-val)

[konoko]

[hollowtonesclips]

ALERT. NEW EPIC WENDYS TWEET. DETECTED.

[meatsound]

[inima]

certified freak. 5 days a week (im in a union)

[molabuddy]

ok I just had an amazing idea.

reply / rb this with / tag this with your colour, hat, etc in among us, and whether you like being crewmate or imposter more. and you may be featured in a secret epic thing.

[molabuddy]

note that legit anyone can reply to this! even if you don’t know me gkjbnk so please gimme your guys !

[cauldronsystem]

Apparently "Fuck around and find out" is an inappropriate response to "does DID make you dangerous"

[scoutsmoocrew]

Having to rub feed on a calf to get a nervous mom to lick it off and bond with it... human equivalent would be rubbing some other good food on a baby so mom loves it

[crtter]

The doctor hands me my newborn son and I decide I don’t like him actually so he just hits him with a pie like clowns do

[easedkla]

me after every conversation: why the fuck did i say that

[fyuu]

all these 15 year olds with elaborately coded themes and carrds why are you on kinblr go work at nasa

[benwrey]

pov ztuff from toky chat

[suigintou]

every mario 64 speedrun trick works in real life btw 

[venef0]

oh shit I’m late for class i gotta hurry *backs up to staircase* ya ya ya ya ya ya yayayaya yayayayayayaya yayayayaya yayayayayay YAHOO YAHOO YAHOOYAHYAHAYHAYAHAYAHAYAHYAH okay i made it

[planet--anime]

[tsunderrated]

me and the gang playing dnd

[surprisebitch]

me trying to sound intelligent when asked about math

[memeseverdie]

Let me guess, this is a hentai.

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

This is yu gi oh

[suchacomfycloset]

[anthyies]

this is so funny i

[notgreengardens]

"Cyrofreeze me until march 2020" is the saddest and funniest twitter username, I am so sorry for them

[omghotmemes]

Y'all forgetting the OG

[punksandcannonballers]

no earth spoilers please, i’m only up to the cambrian explosion

[punksandcannonballers]

i’m really loving these new dinosaur characters, i hope they stick around awhile

[punksandcannonballers]

oh fuck off

[straightboyfriend]

my (30M) girlfriend (27F) made me a cookie but she eated it?