PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Stranger Things
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Xuebing Du
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Product Placement
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Cosmic Funnies
Love Begins
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we're not kids anymore.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Today's Document
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@gordonismycat
I'm in boston on a work trip which is a little bit of a thrill given the prevalence of boston hotels in hr. however, i am in a rather nice hotel and this room is the size of a broom closet. because these buildings are old af. which is something i've failed to consider before this.
I think Ilya has a hit list for anyone who has ever said anything bad about yuna hollander.
shane has never gotten to come out to anyone other than ilya by his own choice, until he holds the new born baby they are adopting together.
"hi baby, i'm shane. i'm you're daddy. oh, and I'm gay." he says is in a small voice.
"hollander, what about me?" whispers ilya.
"i'm not going to out you to our child, ilya. you have to tell them. yourself."
"hello sweetheart. i am your papa. i am bisexual, but i have only ever been in love with your daddy."
Does the millennial urge to greet every group with “sup hoes?” ever die?
REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL
i just found out there's wife carrying races, but i need ottawa centaurs headcanons https://www.wife-carrying.org/
Me doing a double take when I got a notification from lily. My good friend Shane Hollander was getting whiplash from Duolingo.
thinking hudson williams is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles golden skin pretty hair and big brown bottom eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think shane hollander is hot? fucking shane hollander? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and he's kind to people and his eyes twinkle wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SHANE HOLLANDER is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed
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People still doing "do you think voting can fix this" memes when the answer to the question "when did voting last end an authoritarian regime" is "two days ago"
mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug
can't stop reading the last part like a Clickhole headline so I made one
All I can think about is bug with a big ass
#Welcome back, Sharpay
High School Musical 2 (2007) dir. Kenny Ortega // Madwoman - Laufey (2026)
Make Daniel Radcliffe Coach Wiebe. Jacob Tierney, do it you coward.
The way he went from "Holy shit" I just hooked up with a man to "Holy shit" this man loves me.
God I love these little details.
whilst we are on this topic
No you have to understand, they’re they same as they were then. If they had been allowed to be who they were from the beginning it wouldn’t have take ten years for them to get there. It’s not a parallel it’s a mirror to their true selves.
i'm sad it's not still brat summer because i would have liked to see hudcon do the apple dance
sometimes even after ilya and shane are married and out, shane still gets befuddled by his own sexuality, gay culture, or some habit he has that is decidedly not heterosexual. and rose will watch his confused little face as his brain starts to buffer and she leans in and asks, "have i ever told you that you're gay?" and shane gets annoyed enough to come out of his head and scowl.
the best part of heated rivalry being a millennial period piece is that we can say with 100% certainty that ilya rozanov was using gifs. to ragebate, to flirt, to seduce and terrorize his future husband. and not only was he using gifs, he was gifable af. every nhl group chat is littered with reaction gifs of ilya rozanov.
