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30 she/her children get away from me

[gordonismycat]

there's something about a big budget movie on the odyssey falling flat and a fatal flaw of hubris, etc. etc.

someone write the joke

[gordonismycat]

i haven't seen the odyssey yet, and now i'm afraid i'm going to dislike it. i can't help but think of the canceled netflix show kaos and how much more fun something like that would have been if this budget had been allocated there.

id rather have new modern takes like that as opposed to a big budget ego project anyway.

[gordonismycat]

shane can do the cup song thing and ilya can't and nothing has ever pissed him off more

[gordonismycat]

there's an alternate dimension were heated rivalry was a cult classic that didn't blow up like it did. and in that world, jacob tierney is making hudson and connor do viral millennial trend content to promote their gay hockey show. they're doing the ice bucket challenge

they're planking

their doing call me maybe in a van

my brother in christ, they are doing the harlam shake

[thenwedied]

this is a love story

[gordonismycat]

i have desperately needed to clean my house for weeks so i can get a new dishwasher delivered and i have not been able to make myself do it. so my piss poor plan is just to pull an all nighter cleaning tonight and be miserable tomorrow at work. but i have to procrastinate as long as possible so it's urgent enough that i do it.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[plagued-roses]

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

[thaumbody]

here we go again

reblogging the golden potato

hoping it will work

that my life will get a perk

[angelwings-crossbowstrings]

Always reblog the potato.

[scary-noodlesblog]

Please potato

[jadyn2303]

look i have a dentist appointment tomorrow and currently i’m depressed can we please like be good luck for me potato.

[makarp]

I need this please potato

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[autistobrat]

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

[clytemnestraaa]

i HATE hate hate hate hate hate HATE having so little energy and also having no explanation or anything. like i can accomplish maybe 1 thing a day and that’s pushing it but it’s not CFS because i am not exactly tired nor do i get dizzy and it has been this way for at least a decade. like i just don’t want to do shit, and so i don’t. i don’t have the willpower to cook dinner so i don’t. i don’t have the emotional energy to socialize so i don’t. if i’m working full time i rarely even manage to shower. and i hate hate hate how small my life is i hate that i spend 85% percent of my time alone in my room in bed and yet it’s like i am missing some vital component that would allow me to not do that. it’s just like. you know the feeling after a hard day at work when you just wanna microwave a dinner and veg on the couch and you can’t think complicated thoughts or make any kind of decisions. i feel that way 24/7 and it literally does feel like i am just lazy and just a lazy person because i truly have no other explanation for being like this. and sure it could be depression but i’ve been in therapy for decades and tried every drug imaginable and this keeps getting WORSE like over the last 5-10 years it’s gotten worse and worse no matter the treatment just my general level of inability to do ANYTHING other than lie scrolling on my phone in a dimly lit room because every single other thing is too exhausting and the idea of this being the rest of my life is genuinely intolerable i cannot exist like this but i don’t see a single alternative and i feel like such a failure and this isn’t what i wanted and not what i wanted to be. nothing feels accomplishable anymore. and i see people out there in medical school or law school or having kids or god forbid doing multiple of those and i don’t know what’s WRONG with me that i can tolerate existing in the world for about 2-3 hours a day MAXIMUM and then i need a day to recover from that.

[clytemnestraaa]

i think when shane was 4 he had a crush on balto

[gordonismycat]

are you telling me everyone doesn't have a crush on balto?

[redlipstickresurrected]

Benedek Chen (Chinese, b. China, based Detroit, MI, USA) - Cat 4, 2020, Drawings: Prismacolor Colored Pencil and Pencil

[cozyvu]

via cozyvu

[gordonismycat]

it's weird watching heartstopper post heated rivalry.

[stuckinapril]

Truest thing ever unfortunately

[cilantrhoes]

[svetaroses]

Shane is not team mom and conversely Ilya is not team dad. They’re very clearly the gay uncles who have control of the planning and vibes of the situation, consummate meddlers of the highest degree. No parental energy towards the team. However ✋👉 Bood, guy with the grill and the energy of someone holding a child leash, and Wyatt, with a solid presence and a niche hobby nobody else cares about. Those are mom and dad.