Shrek is love

Call me Honey, Majima enthusiast and Evangelion nerd. Currently falling back into Kuroshitsuji hell. Previously sexocelot

[gorogorogoromichan]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[scenebetween-deactivated2023123]

this is like when youre playing the slot machine in isaac and youre past depths II so you dont need money, and instead of getting pickups you put one penny in and it blows up and you get the dollar item. #annoying #tboi

[coughloop]

Did you just call Dollarbob a t boy

[illsuckyoufor5dollars]

majima in y0 *snorts coke * god i fucking hate my job * breakdances*

kiryu :

[cemeteryxbloom]

One is going through all nine layers of hell and the other is a rich man's boy toy

[luguuuu]

the FDA should bring back quualudes for a limited time offer like the mcrib

[antigoneprogone]

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

[mtfdomme]

Can you describe your dick for us? 🤤

Louder than Gods revolver and twice as shiny

[postergirlfornothing]

[funstyle]

fucken love this guy

[bettyrightnow]

blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here

[riverlarking]

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

[fairycosmos]

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

[wolfstrong]

I want you guys to know I think the phrase “beats walkin” every single day. Like whenever times get tough or when I have to make do or whatever I’m always like well. Beats walkin. It keeps me going I want it on my gravestone after I pass

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[playwrongs]

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

[parabiota]

STOP SCROLLING

Your life ends in the wasteland.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

[gon-iii]

収穫祭

2015年、長屋門公園。

立派な大根がリアカーに積まれていた。ここで育てたものだろうか。

[papermariosuggestion]

[unaffiliatedhorseblog]

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[thyrell]

i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life