[whitepeopletwitter]

When one of your customers spanks your ass

[surprisebitch]

i thought it was about working in retail omg

[grizzlbewear-deactivated2023070]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

for sale: framed luigi, never hung

[cheaphalloweencostume]

if youre one of the dozen or so people who replied with something to the effect of “actually luigi IS hung” you are now my enemy and im going to maul you on sight

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

how is it possible for this man to be saying ANYTHING

[norwayspruce]

neither of these poeple are sayuing anything

[remanedur]

interviewer: anha ana mijsta pahbin ewwuwo when it burnt down yuh mista baby ohta… 

interviewee: whenwe hyagh debyaugh db.. bneugh dbnyeugh bnyeuh mmnyoeunmmumneyugh snbbnd bning deebn wu….. heeh heeh hee heh

[unnyhunny]

[buddhabrot]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

This woman lives inside my brain and controls me

[dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328]

i click on this and its just a live webcam stream of me in my house

[tsunflowers]

red cross questions before you give blood are like

do you have the bubonic plague (also known as the black death)

were you a member of an Armenian monkey juggling troupe between the years of 1985 and 1997

have you ever even SEEN a gay man

[long-ago-1234567890]

every character in dangan ronpa stands like this

[tamamita]

[blextrophy]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

@fishingboatprocceeds

[hustlerose]

john green was right about cock 

[veryfunnymemes]

[funkyness]

minimalism is dead adopt the goblin way of life. fill your house with pebbles and shinnies.

[captainesc]

[funkyness]

BUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE 32 ROCKS I FOUND ON THE STREET SPARK JOY MRS MARIE KONDO

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

[grawly]

This hotel TV is good because it has picture in picture mode

[gorillaviolence]

dr phil no death run

[deweypetal-deactivated20160530]

Peanut butter is gross wtf

[rassclaart-deactivated20160713]

There are 9 rat hairs in every jar of peanut butter just a fyi 🕵🏾

[bloomflowersbloom]

damn them rat hairs is scrumptious!!!

[roslips]

[arctrooperfivesass]

once my brothers friend walked into his room and just started sniffing the air and went “oh i smell a quarter” and then walked over to a pile of clothes and moved it and picked up a quarter and i literally can’t stop thinking about it it’s been like a year and it haunts me to this day